Poor little babby Jake.
Meanwhile, post-Scratch Jade started SkaiaNet?! Branded with the image of English's skull, and -possibly- creating SBurb?
welp no r!rose and r!dave yet
but finally a shitty glimpse at grandma jade and why jake has the name english
also the condesce having both vriska and tavros' powers?? shit that doesn't bode well for practically anyone
Dammit I was hoping for rose and dave, we don't even have names for them yet
anyway Jake's story is actually pretty sad. Finding who was basically his mother laying dead in a trail of blood, then having to burn the body and camp in the woods with a bunch of dangerous monsters. Shit sucks.
but since both tavros and vriskas emblems are there could it be Tavrisprite?
At least we know about the whole Jake having the last name "English" deal.
Almost exactly how slick got his name.
Might be interesting if it's Tavros and Vriska. Vriska with the genocide shenanigans, Tavros using gyolwhatever to stop her from making more trolls. Or the tiara lets her do the control thing, which was the first thing I thought when I saw it.
Summary of Homestuck mysteries:
Who exactly are UU and uu? What is their relationship to Calmasis? What is the relation between Rose's story and real life? Where did Hussienlice before he died? Where are Tavros and Vriska now? Is it the same place as Hussies house (probably not?)? How will LE get to the B2 universe and how did he get to Hussie's house from A2? How did the Condesce get from A2 to B2? Why did Dirk and Roxy get sent super far into the future? How did Gamzee get to B2 and how did he get God Tier? Did he get it before. Or after the game ended?
Did I miss any questions?
But why the hell is Calmasis supposedly important? He's just a character in a book that Alpha Rose wrote, with events that parallel Homestuck.
Besides, all we know about him is that he's an asshole who flipped out and killed a bunch of guys for mostly no adequately explained reason, while cheating his way through it.