1. Post #201

    September 2011
    448 Posts
    Eat more.
    If you burn 3500 calories a day (you probably don't) eat 3600 calories a day and you will gain weight.
    Like I said:
    Wow, it worked so well that i gained zero pounds!
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  2. Post #202
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    January 2008
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    Eat more.
    If you burn 3500 calories a day (you probably don't) eat 3600 calories a day and you will gain weight.
    and if this fails you probably have a bodily dysfunction that would have ended with your death before you'd ever have gotten the chance to type about your immunity to gaining weight so snap out of your fantasy world and realize that your body functions just like every other body.
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  3. Post #203
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    thats how you 'eat' calories
    hahahahahaha agaghaha hahahah oh you!
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  4. Post #204

    September 2011
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    and if this fails you probably have a bodily dysfunction that would have ended with your death before you'd ever have gotten the chance to type about your immunity to gaining weight so snap out of your fantasy world and realize that your body functions just like every other body.
    Maybe you just do not understand, but what I'm saying is I've done it already with zero results.
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  5. Post #205
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    January 2008
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    Maybe you just do not understand, but what I'm saying is I've done it already with zero results.
    And we're saying that you probably haven't done what you say you've done since you as you put it "Wow, it worked so well that i gained zero pounds!"
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  6. Post #206

    September 2011
    448 Posts
    And we're saying that you probably haven't done what you say you've done since as you put it "Has gained zero result"
    And you're wrong.
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  7. Post #207
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    March 2007
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    hahahahahaha agaghaha hahahah oh you!
    yah i no i yam so funnay
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  8. Post #208
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    January 2008
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    And you're wrong.
    Aww shit, I forfeit
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  9. Post #209
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    September 2006
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    Like I said:
    There is no way that you can not gain weight, you're not eating enough then. I used to weigh about ~120 pounds a year ago, then I starting eating shitloads of food and ending up gaining 10 pounds in ~3 months
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  10. Post #210

    September 2011
    448 Posts
    There is no way that you can not gain weight, you're not eating enough then. I used to weigh about ~120 pounds a year ago, then I starting eating shitloads of food and ending up gaining 10 pounds in ~3 months
    The milkshake that I made, on it's own, had 1500 calories and 40g of protein. Then, using normal food, i'd get at least another 1200 calories and 30g of protein throughout the day. I doubt i burn anyway near 2700 calories.
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  11. Post #211
    MingeCrab's Avatar
    March 2007
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    ees expensive.. well when you're an unemployed student it is
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  12. Post #212
    Bootlord's Avatar
    June 2011
    325 Posts
    Hey guys. I don't know if this has already been covered, but how do we do winter hats in the world of fp? I usually wear a trench coat, scarf, and leather gloves (New England winters are cold and windy) and i can't seem to find anything that both covers my ears and doesn't make me look like an idiot. Suggestions?
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  13. Post #213
    Raptor's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,452 Posts
    too skinny
    I've had better, would not bang
    Please, show us better that you have personally had sexual intercourse with.
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  14. Post #214
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    Do you use conditioner? If not, go out and find a big bottle of conditioner made for moisturizing dry hair. Should help.
    Agreed

    Got conditioner for the first time since summer yesterday, now my hair's healthy, soft and smells slightly of peppermint
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  15. Post #215
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
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    Hahaha, nice 'food'
    subway is pretty decent here

    Edited:

    Please, show us better that you have personally had sexual intercourse with.
    it's called sarcasm
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  16. Post #216
    So I guess that new thread smell didn't stop the arguments.
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  17. Post #217
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    September 2006
    807 Posts
    Hey guys. I don't know if this has already been covered, but how do we do winter hats in the world of fp? I usually wear a trench coat, scarf, and leather gloves (New England winters are cold and windy) and i can't seem to find anything that both covers my ears and doesn't make me look like an idiot. Suggestions?
    Would this work?
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  18. Post #218
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    April 2011
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    So I guess that new thread smell didn't stop the arguments.
    I wasn't trying to start shit, sorry. It was a legitimate question
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  19. Post #219
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
    September 2009
    16,703 Posts
    Hey guys. I don't know if this has already been covered, but how do we do winter hats in the world of fp? I usually wear a trench coat, scarf, and leather gloves (New England winters are cold and windy) and i can't seem to find anything that both covers my ears and doesn't make me look like an idiot. Suggestions?
    isn't a beanie enough?
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  20. Post #220
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    September 2006
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    No he needs a decent hat, like a shark hat.
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  21. Post #221
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    January 2008
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    Maybe you just do not understand, but what I'm saying is I've done it already with zero results.
    If you actually ate more than you burned you would've gained weight.
    Or do you shit undigested food?
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  22. Post #222
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    June 2011
    325 Posts
    isn't a beanie enough?
    Something about a beanie with a trench coat seems silly to me. Am I overthinking it? It just seems like there are better options out there.
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  23. Post #223
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    March 2007
    418 Posts
    do that batshit crazy gallon of milk a day diet
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  24. Post #224
    I got gold member because I wiki'd "Tit fucking"
    Frank_West's Avatar
    September 2006
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    do that batshit crazy gallon of milk a day diet
    And get fat as a fuck
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  25. Post #225
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    January 2007
    592 Posts
    do that batshit crazy gallon of milk a day diet
    GOMAD

    If you fail to gain weight on GOMAD then you are doing something wrong.
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  26. Post #226
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    October 2011
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    Something about a beanie with a trench coat seems silly to me. Am I overthinking it? It just seems like there are better options out there.
    i wear a beanie and a peacoat when it gets especially cold here

    except the beanie matches my gloves and scarf because they came in a set so it looks good
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  27. Post #227
    I got gold member because I wiki'd "Tit fucking"
    Frank_West's Avatar
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    Beanie and a trench coat can work, more urban wear though

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  28. Post #228
    Bootlord's Avatar
    June 2011
    325 Posts
    Beanie and a trench coat can work, more urban wear though

    See, my trench coat is longer than that one (to my knees) and black. Gloves are black too.
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  29. Post #229
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    October 2011
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    See, my trench coat is longer than that one (to my knees) and black. Gloves are black too.
    buy a black beanie then, and a black scarf

    or optionally just get a whole set of black things so you match, it looks good
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  30. Post #230
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    September 2006
    8,277 Posts
    GOMAD

    If you fail to gain weight on GOMAD then you are doing something wrong.
    Well looks like I gotta gain ~30 pounds to not look skinny. But what the fuck, a gallon a day? With the prices of milk here, that's about 60-100 bucks a month just for milk
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  31. Post #231

    September 2011
    448 Posts
    If you actually ate more than you burned you would've gained weight.
    Or do you shit undigested food?
    The either I have a disgestive disorder, or I burn 2500 calories sleeping and sitting in a chair because those are literally the only things I have done each day since 2006.
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  32. Post #232
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
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    Something about a beanie with a trench coat seems silly to me. Am I overthinking it? It just seems like there are better options out there.
    Unless you're wearing a purple trench coat with a yellow beanie I don't think there's a problem. But I think it also depends on the trench coat, so I don't know.

    you could also try one of these    incredibly homosexual    beanies like the ones they sell here in South America
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  33. Post #233
    I got gold member because I wiki'd "Tit fucking"
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    The either I have a disgestive disorder, or I burn 2500 calories sleeping and sitting in a chair because those are literally the only things I have done each day since 2006.
    You burn calories while sleeping and sitting though.
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  34. Post #234
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    September 2006
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    A plain black beanie would do you fine, I wear one of these in black most of the time.
    http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/i...entPage=family
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  35. Post #235
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    September 2007
    813 Posts
    Uh oh guys. A graphic T:


    All of my close friends grew up with Yoshi's Island, as did I. So that's the reasoning behind it. But it doesn't not make sense to anyone that's never played it, as they would(or at least should) think it's trying to get them to poke me or something.
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  36. Post #236
    I got gold member because I wiki'd "Tit fucking"
    Frank_West's Avatar
    September 2006
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    Well looks like I gotta gain ~30 pounds to not look skinny. But what the fuck, a gallon a day? With the prices of milk here, that's about 60-100 bucks a month just for milk
    I'd bulk with actual food.
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  37. Post #237
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    January 2008
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    The either I have a disgestive disorder, or I burn 2500 calories sleeping and sitting in a chair because those are literally the only things I have done each day since 2006.
    If you burn 2500 calories, why don't you eat 3000 a day?
    You are just as bad as fat people complaining that they can't lose weight.
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  38. Post #238
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    September 2006
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    Uh oh guys. A graphic T:


    All of my close friends grew up with Yoshi's Island, as did I. So that's the reasoning behind it. But it doesn't not make sense to anyone that's never played it, as they would(or at least should) think it's trying to get them to poke me or something.
    No plaid shirts, or sweaters, or formal clothes?!?! What have you done with the real lizurd man
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  39. Post #239
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    September 2007
    813 Posts
    No plaid shirts, or sweaters, or formal clothes?!?! What have you done with the real lizurd man
    I took off of work this weekend.
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  40. Post #240

    September 2011
    448 Posts
    If you burn 2500 calories, why don't you eat 3000 a day?
    You are just as bad as fat people complaining that they can't lose weight.
    Did I say I burn 2500 calories? No. After I gave up trying to gain weight I've only been eating like anywhere between 1100-1600 calories a day and my weight is stable. So clearly I do NOT burn 2500 calories a day being a vegetable. If I burned more than what I ate I wouldn't have been a stable 105-115 pounds for the past 8 years, since I've been 14. Althought I suppose i technically 'lost' weight since i've gotten 3 inches taller and thus my BMI has gone down.
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