1. Post #1
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    What is your idea of Excessive Masturbation?

    I don't think there can be an excessive amount, because studies have shown that if you masturbate like 500 times a year, you're less likely to get cancer. What are your thoughts?
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  2. Post #2
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    October 2005
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    500 times a year? Thats more than once a day? Surely thats just too much
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  3. Post #3
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    June 2007
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    More than twice a day is excessive in my opinion.
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  4. Post #4
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    500 times a year? Thats more than once a day? Surely thats just too much
    How so? If it cuts your risk of getting prostate cancer, how is it excessive?
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    Godline's Avatar
    February 2010
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    I think someone is looking for reassurance
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  6. Post #6
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    .FLAP.JACK.DAN.'s Avatar
    September 2010
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    How so? If it cuts your risk of getting prostate cancer, how is it excessive?
    You would have a real lack of testosterone.
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    Checkers's Avatar
    February 2011
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    You are going to have bruises on your dick
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  8. Post #8
    Canuhearmenow's Avatar
    June 2011
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    You would have a real lack of testosterone.
    There was a pretty informative masturbation thread on Facepunch a while ago that said the "optimal" amount of times to masturbate is every 6 days or something since your testosterone spikes at that period.
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  9. Post #9
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    There was a masturbation thread on Facepunch a while ago that said the "optimal" amount of times to masturbate is every 6 days or something.
    What was their support behind optimal though?
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  10. Post #10

    September 2011
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    i masturbated three times today.

    will i still die of cancer?
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  11. Post #11
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    October 2007
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    I fap when I get the urge.

    This ranges from 0 times a week to 5 times a day.
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  12. Post #12
    Canuhearmenow's Avatar
    June 2011
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    What was their support behind optimal though?


    Old Thread from Facepunch posted:
    On the 6th day of not fapping, your testosterone level increases by 153%.Who the fuck cares about a bit of testosterone? With that much testosterone, you'll have a drive, not just for women, but for productivity. You will get shit done in minutes that would have taken you weeks! That isn't all there is to it. You get a lowered amount of DHT, orDihydrotestosterone. This stuff is bad, it leads to stress, massive hair loss, and acne. All of which are obviously bad.
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  13. Post #13
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    November 2009
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    The more you jack off, the less likely you're to catch infection leading to cancer. That's not to say not jacking off for a week is unsafe, nor that jacking off every hour makes you immune.
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  14. Post #14
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    November 2007
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    What I've found about masturbation that is a major fuck-up during sex, is that after you've gotten really used to the feel of your hand it gets harder and harder to orgasm during sex via other methods.
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  15. Post #15
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    February 2009
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    What I've found about masturbation that is a major fuck-up during sex, is that after you've gotten really used to the feel of your hand it gets harder and harder to orgasm during sex via other methods.
    i am so fucked
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  16. Post #16
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    November 2007
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    i am so fucked
    Maybe it's just me, I don't know if sex with 3 different women, one of which was a virgin, can count as a reliable statistic. Maybe they were all loose as shit.
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  17. Post #17
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    Lick's Avatar
    April 2010
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    i am so fucked
    It's good, it means you'll last longer. But not for handjobs
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  18. Post #18
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    What I've found about masturbation that is a major fuck-up during sex, is that after you've gotten really used to the feel of your hand it gets harder and harder to orgasm during sex via other methods.
    I disagree, a woman feels very different from your hand, and it's a full body experience. I've had no trouble during sex and I used to jerk it at least a couple times a week.
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  19. Post #19
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    Is it just me, or does visual stimulation with masturbation speed things up a shit ton?

    It always takes me like 20 minutes in the shower, but I can do it in like 90 seconds with porn.
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  20. Post #20
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    January 2007
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    Yes, because a chart = scientific fact and "optimal testosterone levels" mean anything to the average joe?

    Frankly, no matter what the fuck you do anything can happen. It's (most likely) not healthy to beat off multiple times a day every day but non-smokers can die of lung cancer and people who've smoked every day of their life for 50+ years can die at the age of 80 after getting hit by a fucking truck.

    There are "studies" that seem to support the theory that "once a day keeps the prostate cancer away" but really you can still get prostate cancer anyways. It's like playing russian roulette with two bullets in the revolver, taking one out and saying, "there, now this game is much safer!".

    What I've found about masturbation that is a major fuck-up during sex, is that after you've gotten really used to the feel of your hand it gets harder and harder to orgasm during sex via other methods.
    You probably "angry masturbate" as I like to call it.. You squeeze hard/fast/no lube so a vagina which is only so tight and is quite well lubed isn't going to stimulate you as well. It's like working with your hands every day, getting calluses and then saying, "lifting heavy things used to hurt my hands but now it's not so bad".
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  21. Post #21
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    I think that's more related to being in the shower.
    Or maybe it's just us but fapping in the shower is nothing short of an exercise in endurance.
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  22. Post #22
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    November 2006
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    It's good, it means you'll last longer. But not for handjobs
    I beg to differ, if I fap it'll take me under a couple of minutes, when she did she'd just get tired after like 15 :(
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  23. Post #23
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    Dennab
    September 2011
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    The worst thing you can do is get sore.
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  24. Post #24
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    July 2007
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    Masturbation has undeniable effects on your personality/hormone levels. It's hard to say what exactly these effects are, but the chart above offers a decent jumping point. Basically, for some people, not masturbating is better. In fact I think it's likely that masturbating only very occasionally, when you truly feel the need for some reason, would lead to a healthier lifestyle.
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  25. Post #25
    AWarGuy's Avatar
    February 2010
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    Oh god I know someone who has once jacked off 14 times in one day
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  26. Post #26
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    May 2011
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    There's no such thing as too much.
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  27. Post #27
    Hoboharry's Avatar
    January 2010
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    There's nothing wrong with excessive masturbation, in my opinion.
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  28. Post #28
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    July 2007
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    Excessive Mass Debation.
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  29. Post #29
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    Yes, because a chart = scientific fact and "optimal testosterone levels" mean anything to the average joe?

    Frankly, no matter what the fuck you do anything can happen. It's (most likely) not healthy to beat off multiple times a day every day but non-smokers can die of lung cancer and people who've smoked every day of their life for 50+ years can die at the age of 80 after getting hit by a fucking truck.

    There are "studies" that seem to support the theory that "once a day keeps the prostate cancer away" but really you can still get prostate cancer anyways. It's like playing russian roulette with two bullets in the revolver, taking one out and saying, "there, now this game is much safer!".



    You probably "angry masturbate" as I like to call it.. You squeeze hard/fast/no lube so a vagina which is only so tight and is quite well lubed isn't going to stimulate you as well. It's like working with your hands every day, getting calluses and then saying, "lifting heavy things used to hurt my hands but now it's not so bad".
    Dunno about you but I'd rather play the Russian roulette with one bullet not two.
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  30. Post #30
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    Dunno about you but I'd rather play the Russian roulette with one bullet not two.
    I agree. He didn't really make a good point.

    He pretty much said, "It doesn't matter if the odds of getting cancer are smaller, you could still get it."

    Well yeah, no shit. Thanks Captain Obvious. I could get hit by an meteorite and die while typing this too, but I don't think the odds are very good on that.

    He didn't back up his claims at all, as to why he thinks beating off multiple times a day was unhealthy, when legit scientific studies have said the opposite.
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  31. Post #31
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    April 2006
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    Oh god I know someone who has once jacked off 14 times in one day
    17 if you can't ghost loads
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  32. Post #32
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    July 2006
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    It never did me any harm.
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