[redman23]

Warning
This story is completely interactive
You can write any random event
The post with the most "Funny" will become part of the comic


This is Redman or Red For the Friends (is the Main char)
   Little Note:
The wardrobe behind him is for Change your attires    

What to do now?

[AaronM202]

Put a thong on and go chase people.


You crazy italian.

[Jacknife]

Oh look, Raptor did one so you have to do one.

[redman23]

Jacknife posted:

Oh look, Raptor did one so you have to do one.

Actually i'm out of ideas
So Yeah
Sorry

[Jacknife]

Well change your clothes at least then go out and buy some useless shit.

[Pheno]

Start a rap battle against this wardrobe .

[eggman249]

Change into a suit, grab a crucifix, and run around New York yelling, "I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!"

[redman23]

eggman249 posted:

Change into a suit, grab a crucifix, and run around New York yelling, "I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!"

if you can find me a Crucifix model

[eggman249]

redman23 posted:

if you can find me a Crucifix model

Damn....Run around with a baseball bat instead.

[notmebug]

go outside
you look pale as fuck

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

Go get a tan.
You look like you're dying.

[Chonch]

Chug the blood of a hundred Polish children.

[LongJohnKiller]

I thought he was the mime from Where's Waldo....

Go outside, and get in the car/on the bike/steal the neighbor's pogo stick.

[Lebowski]

Ninja Nub[NOR] posted:

Go get a tan.
You look like you're dying.

he ist die dracula! vampiere! to say his very name ist to draw herr's eye. i leave you here at zis thread, no further, you walk the rest of the way, we do not go there.

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

Lebowski posted:

he ist die dracula! vampiere! to say his very name ist to draw herr's eye. i leave you here at zis thread, no further, you walk the rest of the way, we do not go there.

In that case.
...
In that case, uh, I dunno.
Go suck someone's blood, or whatever, I think that is what vampires do.

[KaNe1310]

too many interactive comics these days

[TheGoodDoctorF]

Realize the error of your ways of conforming to modern pop culture and live the simple life of a hobo.

Ride the rails and adventure to parts unknown, cook up riddles and exchange stories for belly rubs.

[Lebowski]

TheGoodDoctorF posted:

Realize the error of your ways of conforming to modern pop culture and live the simple life of a hobo.

Ride the rails and adventure to parts unknown, cook up riddles and exchange stories for belly rubs.

learn these to survive

you will need to be fluent in hobo sign-ology.

[redman23]

What now?

    Yes i know my rimes sucks but i can't rap   

[eggman249]

Change into a snazzy suit.

[muffin_top]

paint yourself green and throw spoons at a pig.

[redman23]

LongJohnKiller posted:

I thought he was the mime from Where's Waldo....

Go outside, and get in the car/on the bike/steal the neighbor's pogo stick.

If you can find me a Pongo models i'll be happy