1. Post #1
    I'M A SHAAARK!
    Lambeth's Avatar
    October 2009
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    [release]Rick Santorum really does not like the political activism that gay people have launched against him, ever since his 2003 remarks comparing the legalization of gay sex and gay marriage to pedophilia, bestiality and incest.

    "So the gay community said, 'He's comparing gay sex to incest and polygamy, how dare he do this,' and they have gone out on a, I would argue, jihad against Rick Santorum since then," Santorum said at a campaign event in Spartanburg, S.C., on Friday, The Hill reports.

    There is a certain irony here, in that radical Islamists -- like Santorum himself -- would want to see homosexuality outlawed. And it is Santorum's prior remarks on that subject that have led to the situation that he is complaining about.

    In a famous interview with the Associated Press in April 2003, Santorum discussed the then-pending Supreme Court case of Lawrence v. Texas, in which the court was widely expected to (and ultimately did) overturn existing state laws against sodomy.

    "In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing," Santorum said.

    He also strongly stated his support for laws against gay sex, and warned against the dangers of overturning them:

    We have laws in states, like the one at the Supreme Court right now, that has sodomy laws and they were there for a purpose. Because, again, I would argue, they undermine the basic tenets of our society and the family. And if the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does.

    This event served as the major motivation for the online campaign by sex-columnist Dan Savage, who is gay, to create a new word, "santorum," to be given a prurient definition by submissions and a final poll among his readers.

    We will not print out exactly what "santorum" is on this site, but a reader can find it very easily through a Google search, with it actually being the top hit when searching for his surname, and currently being second only to his campaign site when searching for his full name -- a fact that has continued to haunt Rick Santorum.
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    Poor baby
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  2. Post #2
    Dennab
    August 2009
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    The more he rags on gay people and the gay community, the more I think he's actually repressing his own sexuality.
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    July 2010
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    lol he pisses off a large group of people and expects no consequences.
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  4. Post #4
    I'm different!
    Doctor Zedacon's Avatar
    July 2006
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    Any way someone could get "assaulted" by this man and beat him shitless in "self-defense"?
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  5. Post #5
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    February 2009
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    Any way someone could get "assaulted" by this man and beat him shitless in "self-defense"?
    and then perhaps "pull out a handgun" and accidentally "discharge it" into his "cranium"

    not like he ever used his brain much anyway
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  6. Post #6
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    July 2006
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    The more he rags on gay people and the gay community, the more I think he's actually repressing his own sexuality.
    republicans are known to do that
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  7. Post #7
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    November 2008
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    Good to know that the gay community is "striving in the way of God" against him.
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  8. Post #8
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    August 2009
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    His last name is very gay.
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  10. Post #10
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,352 Posts
    gay muslim islamic communist secularist liberals
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  11. Post #11
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    January 2006
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    His own last name is on a jihad against him. No one likes Rick Santorum
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  12. Post #12
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    January 2010
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    Yes, because the men that have high voices and gossip like women are coming after him.
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    Yes, because the men that have high voices and gossip like women are coming after him.
    gay men don't have high voices
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  14. Post #14
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    July 2007
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    All the coins fell out of my wallet today, I think it's on a Jihad against me.
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  15. Post #15
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    January 2010
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    Fine, feminine-like voices.
    But my point is is that how could ANYONE expect gay men to go after them.
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  16. Post #16
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    June 2010
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    Santorum is a funny guy
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  17. Post #17
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    January 2007
    3,169 Posts
    He needs to be careful or a gay suicide-bomber might blow his load all up over Santorum's face.



    Explosives.

    Load of Explosives.
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    March 2006
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    Allahu Ackbar
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  19. Post #19
    I'm different!
    Doctor Zedacon's Avatar
    July 2006
    13,487 Posts
    gay men don't have high voices
    Mine is a bit higher than you'd expect, but there are probably multiple reasons for that and its just a coincidence.

  20. Post #20
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    September 2008
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    If only. I'd like an excuse to target people like Rick Santorum with improvised explosives.

  21. Post #21
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    February 2010
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    gay muslim islamic communist secularist liberals
    also nazis

    dont forget nazis

  22. Post #22
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    Dennab
    February 2006
    22,239 Posts
    Guys, I just talked to the Gay Imam, he said he issued a Fatwa on Jihad against Santorum. I guess Rick was right.
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    Fine, feminine-like voices.
    But my point is is that how could ANYONE expect gay men to go after them.
    I don't have a feminine voice.

    And I will fucking go after someone if they do something against me that warrants it.
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    November 2007
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    I would say something, but I, a straight male, have possibly the most feminine voice on Earth so I dunno.
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  25. Post #25
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    November 2010
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    How the fuck is being gay not natural.

    Lots of species are known to contain some homosexuals.
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  26. Post #26
    Hello Handsome
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    February 2010
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    How the fuck is being gay not natural.

    Lots of species are known to contain some homosexuals.
    What the fuck is natural anyway? It seems like this 'magic' word that everyone uses that takes all the bad away in something, either it's food or politics.
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    December 2007
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    Fine, feminine-like voices.
    I've seen a lot of gay guys who are the gruffest mother fuckers I know.
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    December 2009
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    Allahu Ackbar
    Allahu Gay-Bar.

    We're gonna jihad all night baby.

  29. Post #29
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    Dennab
    September 2010
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    /Santorum.
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    March 2008
    1,128 Posts
    gay muslim islamic communist secularist atheist liberals
    Fixed it.
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    August 2006
    2,397 Posts
    Can't wait til he comes out of the closet.
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    May 2009
    8,015 Posts
    No one cares about atheists. It's not like any atheists are being opressed, atleast not any which I have heard of. Might be different in the land of crazy american catholicism.
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    June 2005
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    What the fuck is natural anyway? It seems like this 'magic' word that everyone uses that takes all the bad away in something, either it's food or politics.
    Exactly, nobody complains about cars being unnatural.
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    August 2006
    2,397 Posts
    Exactly, nobody complains about cars being unnatural.
    Don't forget radiation treatment for cancer, I don't think I could ever imagine shooting radiation at someone being natural.
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    April 2010
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    Don't forget radiation treatment for cancer, I don't think I could ever imagine shooting radiation at someone being natural.
    You must not know much about space.

  36. Post #36
    thispieiscold's Avatar
    November 2010
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    I've seen a lot of gay guys who are the gruffest mother fuckers I know.
    longer penis size = higher chance of being gay


    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10410197
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    April 2009
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    Well, asshole, you did start it.
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    November 2010
    5,560 Posts
    longer penis size = higher chance of being gay


    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10410197
    According to this research, I must be gay.
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  39. Post #39
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    February 2011
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    its amazing how even nowadays people hate so much on homosexuality
    just imagine how it'd be like for you, heterosexual, to not have the right to have a relationship with the other sex
    thats how it is for them
    just let em do what they want fucks sake
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    April 2010
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    its amazing how even nowadays people hate so much on homosexuality
    just imagine how it'd be like for you, heterosexual, to not have the right to have a relationship with the other sex
    thats how it is for them
    just let em do what they want fucks sake
    You can't talk sense in to homophobes, they'll stay that way for the rest of their life due to indoctrination.
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