1. Post #1
    Steptroll's Avatar
    July 2008
    34 Posts
    I'm not sorry about the lack of LASERS.
    There has to be at least one guard regiment that uses autoguns instead of lasguns.



    I would be appreciative if someone told me HOW TO LASER.



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  2. Post #2
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    June 2008
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    At this point the Tau would probably already have killed the Guard.

    Edited:

    Give a valid argument instead of rating Disagree and running goddamnit
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  3. Post #3
    shatteredwindow's Boy Toy
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    April 2010
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    the guy on the rights hand looks a bit fucked up.

    I don't use lasers. but I would think that using that Laser tool or something might help
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  4. Post #4
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    August 2008
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    i don't get why the picture is so blurry. looks like bad jpeg compression.

    are those the really old DoW1 tau models or have i missed something? cos they look pretty decent. hard to see though

  5. Post #5
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    October 2006
    5,496 Posts
    Before learniing "how to laser" you should first learn how to pose.
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  6. Post #6
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    Oh, you don't need lasers. Don't you know? They're flashlights.

    Needs editing, though. At the moment, it's uninspired and boring.

  7. Post #7
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    December 2007
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    At this point the Tau would probably already have killed the Guard.

    Edited:

    Give a valid argument instead of rating Disagree and running goddamnit
    IG>Firewarriors. With the exception of Dow:DC Where Firewarriors were created by a madman able to outDPS dreaps and outrange all infantry.

    Of course, in this case, it's possible that the IG's are a part of the imperial guard dancing team.
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  8. Post #8
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    August 2008
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    IG>Firewarriors
    i'm sure the ye olde stats in the rulebooks would prove this false

    ... although i haven't looked at a warhammer rulebook for like 6 years so i dunno. i remember gaurdsmen used to come in 20 man squads or something daft like that though so they probably suck ass
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  9. Post #9
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    July 2010
    5,585 Posts
    Plasma > laser. The lonefirewarrior has spoken.

    That same mentality translates to Fallout.

  10. Post #10
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    June 2008
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    IG>Firewarriors. With the exception of Dow:DC Where Firewarriors were created by a madman able to outDPS dreaps and outrange all infantry.
    Yeah Tau in DC were a real bitch.

    But only until my berzerkers got close enough. Then it was gory-ous.
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  11. Post #11
    SJW 4 lyfe
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    December 2009
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    The Guards only strength is numbers and tanks, and since they have neither here, the Guardsmen are fucked. It's the way of life in this grimdark world.

  12. Post #12
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    December 2007
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    Yeah Tau in DC were a real bitch.

    But only until my berzerkers got close enough. Then it was gory-ous.
    Which they never do, since the tau player has pathfinders to tag the zerks, vespids to throw them back and FW leaders have a slow gun. (or finder leader, been a long time since I've played DC)
    Oh and slow mines from the commander.

    If you want to get petty, you can also throw in knockback from kroot.

    There's a reason why tau were OP on all levels of play (save the highest where eldar dominated due to fof). But the eldar issues were mostly due to one single mechanic they had, which essentially allowed you to have minimal losses in every fight.


    The Guards only strength is numbers and tanks, and since they have neither here, the Guardsmen are fucked. It's the way of life in this grimdark world.
    <inner nerd>And superior command, training and technology</inner nerd>

    of course I might just be prissy since I was an IG|Eldar player in DC :D

  13. Post #13
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    June 2008
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    Which they never do, since the tau player has pathfinders to tag the zerks, vespids to throw them back and FW leaders have a slow gun. (or finder leader, been a long time since I've played DC)
    Oh well I never played online and the AI never seemed to use Pathfinders.

    Necrons vs AI Tau is fun. Hell, Necrons vs ANYTHING is fun. Suck my Immortals, meatbags.
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  14. Post #14
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    August 2007
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    Oh well I never played online and the AI never seemed to use Pathfinders.

    Necrons vs AI Tau is fun. Hell, Necrons vs ANYTHING is fun. Suck my Immortals, meatbags.
    Oh I fucking HATE Tau AI in Dow:DC and especially in that Firestorm over Kronus mod.
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  15. Post #15
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    December 2007
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    -snip arguing about the balance of an old game snip-
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  16. Post #16
    Test Card F's Avatar
    September 2010
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    by now orks would have stompa'd them to shreds.


    just google the Psycho Dakka Gun for info.

  17. Post #17
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    June 2008
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    by now orks would have stompa'd them to shreds.


    just google the Psycho Dakka Gun for info.
    No Orks present in the pic. What are you on?
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  18. Post #18
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    January 2007
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    ig stomped everyone in dc

    or mayb i was too powerful

  19. Post #19
    SJW 4 lyfe
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    December 2009
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    ig stomped everyone in dc

    or mayb i was too powerful
    Relic made the Eldar some sort of combination of the armies of Jesus Christ and Space Elves, breaking the balancing to a whole new degree.

  20. Post #20
    CabooseRvB's Avatar
    September 2009
    12,454 Posts
    Don't use stock muzzle flash.

  21. Post #21
    rogasm
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    May 2010
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    Tau suck at defense in DC iirc, their only means of solid defense were listening post turrets which were awful and entrenched XV88 broadsides which weren't good against anything but vehicles