[gnome_kitten]

Hey, guys. I wanted to try making one of those MSPA esque stories that everyone is doing.

This, is my first time trying to make something like this and to be honest I skipped most of my literacy classes as a kid so let me know what you think and how I can improve.

Also, what size would you recommend resizing by?

Thanks and enjoy.



You are the bearded heavy holding the bottle of scrumpy.

Despite your "hobo-ish" appearance, you are infact one of BLU's most deadly soldiers and have collected many fear inspiring, blood-curdling and just plain awesome titles for yourself over the years for your work on the battlefield.

If you ever wondered why no one plays hydro, heres your answer.



In your younger years Unlike many heavy weapons guys (people?), you showed a large interest in sword fighting rather than simply punching things. But alas, your gigantic hands made it impossible to wield most blades and, thus no one took your dream seriously.

That is until, the legendary swashbuckler, Leblanc Fromage, took a keen interest in you and happily took you under his wing as his apprentice.

To compensate for your mammoth hands he taught you to swashbuckle with claymores.

Needless to say you accidently killed during practice. Pretty much everyone saw it coming.



Even now, seven years later, you still remember your masters final words....

"Act surprised."

I WILL MAKE YOU PROUD MASTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You shed a single poorly drawn yet still manly tear in his memory.


...But enough about that old and dead bum, lets talk about those badass titles!



Ahh yes, your titles...
Ah man is just not a man without them.

Your personal favourites are.....

are....are...uhhh....



Uhh...Ummmm....

Shit. You forgot your titles.
You think you may have forgoten your normal name too.

Is this your fault, alcohol?
You think this is alcohol's fault.

Fuck you, alcohol.

Fuck you.



Welp, only one thing to do...
Keep drinking until you remember.

ENTER A NAME FOR THIS POOR SLOB.

[petfe]

gnome_kitten posted:

ENTER A NAME FOR THIS POOR SLOB.

Bill.

[Cone]

Bee-l!

[minilandstan]

Billy

[TheGoodDoctorF]

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