1. Post #1
    VirtAnderson's Avatar
    August 2011
    272 Posts
    This is yet another interactive/choice game. Based after the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Please don't flame for it being, y'know, Sonic.
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  2. Post #2
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    Jacknife's Avatar
    January 2011
    6,579 Posts
    Please no
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  3. Post #3
    VirtAnderson's Avatar
    August 2011
    272 Posts
    Please no
    What? What's wrong with it? :s
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  4. Post #4
    Pheno's Avatar
    May 2010
    733 Posts
    What? What's wrong with it? :s
    It .

    I mean, you use a cartoony model on an realistic-styled overused map which doesn't fit with the Sonic Universe, we don't know what the fuck he's doing in it and there's no actual story .
    You better start it again on another map, with an actual story, and with bigger pictures . Oh, and work on that posing . I think that's all
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  5. Post #5
    gnome_kitten's Avatar
    September 2010
    180 Posts
    Why would sonic care about a fork in the road?
    He's the fastest thing alive, he can take both of the paths three times in a second if he wanted too.
    Hell, he can just run up a building and decide from there.

    And what's up with his run? It looks more like he was tap-dancing but then just noticed the text.

    But whatever, I won't leave you hanging.
    Left.
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  6. Post #6
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
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    Left, mi'lord, left!

  7. Post #7
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    Ray-The-Sun's Avatar
    December 2007
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    Is this like Dragon's Lair where if we pick the wrong direction he dies horrifically?
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  8. Post #8
    VirtAnderson's Avatar
    August 2011
    272 Posts
    Okay okay, I'll start over and put a story this time. Sorry. (Also, gnome_kitten, he's screeching to a halt.)
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  9. Post #9
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    Jacknife's Avatar
    January 2011
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    Is this like Dragon's Lair where if we pick the wrong direction he dies horrifically?
    "Oh dear, Egg-Dragon got you!"

    [H2]GAME OVER[/H2]
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  10. Post #10
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    February 2011
    5,780 Posts
    Sonic poses aren't very well liked around here. It's mainly due to the fact most of them are very bad and usually poorly made.

    I've seen only one good Sonic pose, and even then it was made by Urbanator, an incredibly good poser.
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  11. Post #11
    King Shit of Turd Mountain
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    July 2009
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    Okay okay, I'll start over and put a story this time. Sorry. (Also, gnome_kitten, he's screeching to a halt.)
    It's that Glaber comic all over again....
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  12. Post #12
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    February 2011
    5,780 Posts
    -snipiregretthis-
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  13. Post #13
    VirtAnderson's Avatar
    August 2011
    272 Posts
    Okay, here we go.

    You and Tails were flying around, testing Tails' new plane prototype...

    when all of a sudden, the engine conks out and you plummet towards the island below.

    You make a crash landing!

    "Whooaa!"

    You are both knocked out and stay unconscious for a short amount of time.


    You wake up, but Tails is still unconscious.

    "I told him this prototype wouldn't work," you mutter under your breath.

    "He's still unconscious..."


    What do you do from here?


    EDIT: Urbanator is pretty good, but that shot has nearly nothing to do with Sonic, other than the fact that Sonic and Eggman are present.
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  14. Post #14
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    Jacknife's Avatar
    January 2011
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    Study your surroundings maybe pick up a few rings?
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  15. Post #15
    gnome_kitten's Avatar
    September 2010
    180 Posts
    And just for the sake of showing what most Sonic posers are up against, here's Urbanator's pose:



    All credit to posing and editing to Urbanator obviously.
    Whoops I did NOT mean to rate this dumb.
    Sorry.

    And Run into the water.
    The water is clearly good for you.
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  16. Post #16
    Better Than Jacknife
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    December 2009
    9,164 Posts
    I think Tails is dead,rape his corpse then eat it. [h2]DO IT![/h2]
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  17. Post #17
    VirtAnderson's Avatar
    August 2011
    272 Posts
    Near the crashed plane are some stairs that lead into what appears to be an opening in the cliff.


    And then there's another opening in another cliff behind you.

    No rings to be seen in the area.
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  18. Post #18
    Better Than Jacknife
    Minimole's Avatar
    December 2009
    9,164 Posts
    Snap Tails' neck and loot his corpse.
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  19. Post #19
    Duckenstein's Avatar
    August 2008
    13 Posts
    Strip Tails of his skin aswell as fashion yourself a suit out of his skin, including a mask.
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  20. Post #20
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    December 2007
    12,072 Posts
    Waterboard tails to make sure he's not dead.
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  21. Post #21
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    Jacknife's Avatar
    January 2011
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    Ask yourself how the plane is still standing even though nothing is keeping it upright and it's not even buried in the sand.
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  22. Post #22
    g15
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    July 2011
    370 Posts
    Slice Tail's stomach open and live in it
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  23. Post #23
    VirtAnderson's Avatar
    August 2011
    272 Posts
    "It's kinda weird that the plane is defying the laws of gravity..."


    "Whoa!"


    "That's kinda weird, considering the fact it was leaning the other way."



    (It's also kinda weird that only Jacknife is the only one coming up with reasonable answers. :s)
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  24. Post #24
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    Jacknife's Avatar
    January 2011
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    I'm gonna try and ruin it later on.

    Not that it's needed, seeing as it's a sonic comic.

  25. Post #25
    Skeleton Porn-Star
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    August 2009
    7,734 Posts
    I think this is getting nowhere, just climb up the wall behind you.

  26. Post #26
    King Shit of Turd Mountain
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    July 2009
    9,061 Posts
    Drown yourself.
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  27. Post #27
    Better Than Jacknife
    Minimole's Avatar
    December 2009
    9,164 Posts
    How did the plane not crush Tails?

  28. Post #28
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
    5,149 Posts
    eat tails
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  29. Post #29
    gnome_kitten's Avatar
    September 2010
    180 Posts
    - Grab tails.
    - Run across the water like racecar Jesus.
    - Reach home.
    - Kick eggman in the junk.
    - Shag Amy up the arse.
    - Win.
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  30. Post #30
    pMnky's Avatar
    May 2007
    1,107 Posts
    Quit the game.
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  31. Post #31
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    September 2008
    2,249 Posts
    - Grab tails.
    - Run across the water like racecar Jesus.
    - Reach home.
    - Kick eggman in the junk.
    - Shag Amy up the arse.
    - Win.
    This, this all the way man.

  32. Post #32
    TurboBoomer's Avatar
    January 2011
    15 Posts
    Feed Tails to Badniks.
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  33. Post #33
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    July 2008
    2,023 Posts
    Rape the shit out of tails!
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