[MrStevenWolfe]

HEY HEY FOLKS! I finally finished the work on my FIRST GAME EVER and I hope you all enjoy!



Well, what should he do next?


Also, any suggestions to make this and future comics and games better are welcome!

[-Ben_Wolfe-]

"I also have no clue who I'm talking too."

Use your bulging muscles to bend the bars and break out like Superman.

[GoldenGnome]

equip URINAL to WEAPON SLOT.

AGGRIEVE prison door with EQUIPPED URINAL.

[Hairybastard]

They never know where they are or who they are do they?...

What he should do now is magically find some paper and a pencil under the bed and start writing a backstory, a character bio and/or a basic plot

[EliteMohawk]

Call yourself The Avenger until you find out who you are and then proceed to the door and see whats out there.

[Vasili]

I guess you should take a shit or a piss thats what I usually do when I wake up

[MrStevenWolfe]

Hairybastard posted:

They never know where they are or who they are do they?...

What he should do now is magically find some paper and a pencil under the bed and start writing a backstory, a character bio and/or a basic plot

Relax dude, I would not have said I was finished

MrStevenWolfe posted:

I finally finished the work

unless I already had a backstory, bio, and plot in place. But thanks for the suggestion!

[Larry_G]

Well it can't get much more generic than this.

[Blooper Reel]

Open up the console and type in "map final_level"

Then hit enter.

[MrStevenWolfe]

-Ben_Wolfe- posted:

"I also have no clue who I'm talking too."

Vasili posted:

I guess you should take a shit or a piss thats what I usually do when I wake up

GoldenGnome posted:

"equip URINAL to WEAPON SLOT.

AGGRIEVE prison door with EQUIPPED URINAL."

-Ben_Wolfe- posted:

"Use your bulging muscles to bend the bars and break out like Superman."

WELL FOLKS, WHAT SHOULD HE DO NEXT?

[Carbon Knight]

Wear the uniform of the guard so that you won't be noticed by any living guards.

[TheGoodDoctorF]

Check the computers. Something on them should tell you were you are.

[usaokay]

TheGoodDoctorF posted:

Check the computers. Something on them should tell you were you are.

or look up porn.

[MrStevenWolfe]

OKAY FOLKS, the next bit will be up as soon as CrazyMLC and Fury_161 get back to me. You'll see what I mean ;)

[Hairybastard]

Well I was very negative when I first came to this thread. But your humor appears to be quite good, so I'll keep tuning in on this one.

Check the computer to find a map over the building, should come in handy.

[Deadman23]

Search for weapons in the dead body

[Zillamaster55]

Take the dead bodies clothes and dance in the pool of blood, chanting satan's name.

Once he arrives, ride him out of the building. However, the lord Satan will detonate in the sun, so jump off before he gets out.

[MrStevenWolfe]

Zillamaster55 posted:

Take the dead bodies clothes and dance in the pool of blood, chanting satan's name.

Once he arrives, ride him out of the building. However, the lord Satan will detonate in the sun, so jump off before he gets out.

Interesting

[pMnky]

Deadman23 posted:

Search for weapons in the dead body

IN?! Gross.

[Blooper Reel]

Go check the video feed on that monitor there, there should be something that could help you piece together what happened.

[MrStevenWolfe]

pMnky posted:

IN?! Gross.

I think he meant on the body. I and O are right next to each other...

[KaNe1310]

Blooper Reel posted:

Go check the video feed on that monitor there, there should be something that could help you piece together what happened.

or a g-man sighting!

[Minimole]

Have aggresive inter-course with the dead guy.

[Sylerr]

Cut-open the combine and hide inside of it's corpse or use it as a blanket/cape.

[Sergeant Stacker]

Take the fire extinguisher and repeatedly bash the dead combine soldier with it until nothing is left except his helmet

[MrStevenWolfe]

Damnit, That's the first time Filesmelt has ever messed with my pictures...

[GoldenGnome]

Equip CORPSE to WEAPON SLOT.

AGGRIEVE COMPUTERS with EQUIPPED CORPSE.

[MrStevenWolfe]

Carbon Knight posted:

Wear the uniform of the guard so that you won't be noticed by any living guards.

TheGoodDoctorF posted:

Check the computers. Something on them should tell you were you are.

Deadman23 posted:

Search for weapons in the dead body

Blooper Reel posted:

Go check the video feed on that monitor there, there should be something that could help you piece together what happened.

WELL FOLKS, HOW SHOULD HE HANDLE THIS?!?

[MrStevenWolfe]

cmon folks, don't let this get buried!

[Sergeant Stacker]

Go through the vents and kill em' all

[MrStevenWolfe]

I hate to be specific, but for everyone else:

Be sure to state whether he should sneak past or go on a rampage, and which way he should go.

These WILL be tallied.

[MrStevenWolfe]

I honestly can't believe I'm stuck bumping my own thread

[TehAgentGuy]

Sneak past them.

[Fididlestyx]

Sneak away. In your current state, you're in no condition for combat, unless you're superman or somethin.

[pMnky]

MrStevenWolfe posted:

I think he meant on the body. I and O are right next to each other...

That was ironic.