"This isn't what it looks like!"
27th day of the third lunar cycle, year 127 of King Midas's reign;
The Frog seems to be reacting well to the elixir. Because only a day has passed since both the alchemization and injection of the elixir, it is as of yet impossible to tell if The Frog has indeed received the desired effects. Truth be told, the combination of mythril, newt's feet, and dragon lily ichor in a sky-fire furnace was unorthodox, to say the least, but I feel that for a strength-boosting elixir, the mythril ought to enhance the solar precepts of the usual dosage of ichor, and the sky-fire cooking as opposed to the regular method of boiling the mixture should act as a refining agent. Also, newt's feet is not in fact part of the original recipe for a strength elixir, rather the concoction requires a virgin's heart, but unfortunately the King outlawed the murder of virgins for scientific purposes until they reach eighteen years, and there are not many eighteen year old virgins in this city. Note to self: plan trip to Australia to acquire virgin hearts; the king there is a moron.

comment and such. i might make a comic out of this guy or something.