[Scar]

Check if he's dead now

[AaronM202]

Minimole posted:

jump on his back and use him as an oily bobsled and slide down the hall.

His boner will stop the ride.

[Minimole]

Break it off.

[AaronM202]

Minimole posted:

Break it off.

Its too hard.

[EliteMohawk]

hehe too hard.

Anyway wander around the prision looking for other people.

[Taggart]

AaronM202 posted:

Its too hard.

make it not hard via force

force of the throat

[AaronM202]

Taggart posted:

make it not hard via force

force of the throat

But he dead.

[XanaToast.]

cut it off by crafting a knife with the two pistols

[tier56]

Inspect if he's conscious or not.

[AaronM202]

tier56 posted:

Inspect if he's conscious or not.

He's dead.

[TheGoodDoctorF]

Wear his skin over your suit. No one will suspect a thing!

[Hairybastard]

Explore the rest of the prison, find a way out.

[Nikota]

Sit on the boner with your anus and ride him like an oily bobsled.

[Blu_ninja]

ride the corpse but boner side up

[AaronM202]

Blu_ninja posted:

ride the corpse but boner side up

[h2]OOH, Shitweasel hit his head pretty hard there...[/h2]

Hairybastard posted:

Explore the rest of the prison, find a way out.

[h2]Shitweasel gets up and decides to stumble around to try and find his way out[/h2]

[h2]He appears to be disoriented and seeing colors[/h2]

[h2]Whats this? A door? It may be the exit![/h2]


[h2]It appears that a dying guard opened the door..[/h2]


[h2]WHAT DOES SHITWEASEL DO NOW?[/h2]

[Biscuit-Boy]

Quick, go back and check the dead guard's wallet to see if he has any money, you're feeling like you'll want some money for a nice sub sandwich as soon as you escape.

[XanaToast.]

take my requests i said in steam chat, combine your two pistols to make a knife gun

[AaronM202]

XanaToast. posted:

take my requests i said in steam chat, combine your two pistols to make a knife gun

Bitch its either a desert eagle or a knife gun, which would require a knife.

[Dukov Traboski]

Take that radiator on the wall there. It might be cold outside, it'll keep you warm.

[YourFriendJoe]

try to see if he can rescue some others.chances are they either follow you,or create a good distraction for other guards

[Zupinata]

Leave back to the control room to grab the magnum that was sitting on the table. . .you know. . .earlier

[XanaToast.]

then make it into a knife eagle

[YourFriendJoe]

XanaToast. posted:

then make it into a knife eagle

damn you really want a crafted weapon dont you...

[AaronM202]

Zupinata posted:

Leave back to the control room to grab the magnum that was sitting on the table. . .you know. . .earlier

Well im using a Half Life 2 Deathmatch map so theres guns everywhere that i have to remove, i missed that one.

[Zupinata]

Can you make it like a baton or something?, Perfect melee weapon

[AaronM202]

Zupinata posted:

Can you make it like a baton or something?, Perfect melee weapon

What.

[Zupinata]

AaronM202 posted:

What.

Since you said you missed the magnum, can you atleast replace it with a baton, or something?

[AaronM202]

I dont get what you mean.

I meant remove as in "they spawn there and i dont want them there".

[Zupinata]

Oh, I thought you meant, "I forgot to remove it" as in, Just ignore it, it was never there

[No Party Hats]

Either way, it's in the comic now, go grab it!

[AaronM202]

No Party Hats posted:

Either way, it's in the comic now, go grab it!

Neop.

[Blu_ninja]

Dance your way up the staircase

[No Party Hats]

AaronM202 posted:

Neop.

You swine.

[Zupinata]

AaronM202 posted:

Neop.

Cant you just get a melee weapon in like, the guard statio :c, it would help you

[AaronM202]

Zupinata posted:

Cant you just get a melee weapon in like, the guard statio :c, it would help you

You got a melee weapon and a ranged weapon.


AKA its called pistol whipping a bitch.