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You are a prisoner in some god forsaken prison with wierd masked guards, probably in florida somewhere, you've been hit on the head and cant remember much, what is your:
Name?
Backround/Story/How you got into this shithole?
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Your name is Theodore Shitweasel. Convicted sex offendor.
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Your name is Rape. You are a rapist because you rape everything. You only know three things. How to eat, how to crap, and how to rape. You got in this shithole because you raped a shithole and got caught.
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Beef Wellington.
Convicted Jaywalker and loiterer
You MONSTER
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Ambustus Faraday, in jail for the COLD BLOODED MURDER of his BOSS who was looking to REMOVE CERTAIN EXPENSES at BONUS TIME.
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Your name is Severus Snape,
you are in Jail for The Murdering of albus dumbledore,
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Your name is Nick,
And you've been convicted of murdering hundreds of people pretending to be zombies.
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Your name is Nicholas Cage
You have been imprisoned for being the worst actor of all time according to a poll of 200 people in the downtown Chicago area.
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Your name is Cornelius Fartbuckle. Your imprisoned for embezzling pennies from UNICEF.
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How dare you, florida has the most gangsters in prison. . .I agree with the first post
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He is starting to remember things, his name is THEODORE SHITWEASEL, and he's proud of his name, he is, however a sex offendor.
Odd, it appears that Mr. Shitweasel was sleeping on an M1911 and a Glock
Teddy Shitweasel scans his surroundings, he is in a cell with an open door, with a few differant pathes to take, theres two empty guns on his...er..bed?
WHAT DOES HE DO?
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Query why the fuck the guards would be so stupid as to leave two guns on his bed, and the door to his cell open.
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Go take a bath, you are covered in grease.
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Wait, i just noticed that i typed "why my back hurts" but he was lying on his stomach.
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His back hurts because he was a sex offender.Wait, i just noticed that i typed "why my back hurts" but he was lying on his stomach.
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"Ung, oh, baby shut your mouth, UNG"His back hurts because he was a sex offender.
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If a guard comes when he goes out of the prison, throw the gun at the guards face. then search his pockets for ammo.
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combine the two to make a desert eagle
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wow this comic is terrible because you didn't pick my idea everyone boycott this terrible comic thanks
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Well if theres a movie version ill be sure to hire nic cage.
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Look at your leg noticing you have a weapon holster, and search around the cell for any clips. . .The toilet?
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Theodore Shitweasel searches around the toilet, discovering a large pile of ammunition.
HOORA, THE HUD IS NOW ONLINE, In the top left corner is the alert-o-meter which shows how aware enemies are to Shitweasel.
Theodore goes leaves his cell, about to contemplate how fucking stupid the guards must be to not see two guns and a pile of ammunition in the cell AND leave the door open...
But they are all dead,
WHAT DOES THEODORE SHITWEASEL DO NOW?
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steal the guard's uniform
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We already have an hitman alert bar, so yeah I agree.
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Leave the prison. If they're stupid enough to leave guns and ammo in a cell that's got a open door anyway, they're stupid enough to leave the main gate unlocked.
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Wear the guards skin
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Its not that they're thaaaat stupid.
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Steal the guards clothes, kill the guard and dump his body into the sewer. Then organize a karaoke night for the prisoners forcing them to sing Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga music while you and your ''co-workers'' film it and post it on Youtube afterwards.
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All the guards are dead, means just that.
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In that case, find some other prisoners, get of jail, manage your way into secret a military base using classical dance, start a nuclear war with China and laugh.
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No no, theres still a few guards left.
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why was there weapons in his cell? what retard left weapons in prisoners cell
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Retards who use lawnmowers on concrete floors.
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look around for the guy who kill the guard.
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Fondle the corpse
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He is a sex offender after all.
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OH BOY YES
[h2]HOORAH, Shitweasel now have the S.E.M.E.N. V. 1 guard suit! and only one slot left in the inventory[/h2]
Turns out he wasnt really dead, and had a big stiffy,
WHAT NOW?
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jump on his back and use him as an oily bobsled and slide down the hall.
Agree x 13
Funny x 2
Winner x 2
Disagree x 1
Zing x 2
