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You are the Spy, bored out of your mind. BLU are running late to push the kart, probably never going to come, and there's nothing to do. Demoman's drunk out of his mind, Heavy's guarding the top secret door, and Scout's eating steak dinner. What will you do?
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Steal scout's steak.
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tell scout that you fucked his mom and then take the steak.
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Retrieve firearms from bin.
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Detonate stickies and cross fingers in the hopes of friendly fire.
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This is stupid.
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Get the fucking cow out of the room, before he shits all over the floor. But if he does, put it in Scout's steak.
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Improve your quality.
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petfe and spectre, those are very positive comments. But it's my first try using Garry's mod, so be easy.
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Fap.
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You steal the Scout's steak, push him onto the ground, and are about to shoot.
Shoot, or not?
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DO IT, MAGGOT
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take the gun to yourself, if you commit suicide you are sent to another realm of existence
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Put the gun to your head and wonder how you push the scout 50ft away from the table, then pull the trigger
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Don't do it. You already have his stake.
>Proceed eating stake.
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You blast his skull to bits. Good. And so, you decide to go outside to see if anything's changed.
An-SHIT, GET DOWN! BLU apparently came. You can't go back, otherwise the Heavy will kick your ass because of the Scout. But there's a Pyro, and a Level 3 Sentry. Who knows where the Engineer is anyway. What will you do?
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Disguise as the Engineer and make "friends" with the Pyro. When the real Engy comes back, accuse him as a Spy.
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Fondly regard the fact the BLU Pyro's flamethrower is coloured red.
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There was only 1 colour though :c
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Can't the bodygroup-changer take care of that?
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Couldn't get the exact colour.
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ent_fire !picker setskin 1
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Disguise yourself as the pyro, then give him a frog as a gift, sap the sentry, give pyro a hug whilst back stabbing him, when the engi comes, accuse the frog of being a spy
Dumb x 5
Funny x 1
Artistic x 1
Agree x 1
Winner x 5
