[Artyom]

Ever wanted to play DarkRP, but your uber c00l Open Aura friends make fun of you for trying to? Look no further, because Artyom has brought you the fix.

It is now time to step into the shoes of -



Wait, you don't have a name! What is your name?

[Killerjc]

eric_cartman1999

[XanaToast.]

Hans Mcbrannigan lll

[norzone]

Justice Buns

[halo_224]

Swatsin the seven foot mayhem beast II

[Artyom]

Killerjc posted:

eric_cartman1999

XanaToast. posted:

Hans Mcbrannigan lll

norzone posted:

Justice Buns

halo_224 posted:

Swatsin the seven foot mayhem beast II

Ah-ha! It is obvious now, you are...



Now that your silly name shenanigans are finished, what should you do now?

[halo_224]

Have a vote; see if you get to be a Cop. And if that fails, see if you can be a terrorist.

[Artyom]

Unfortunately, the cop spaces are filled.



BUT, you ARE able to become...



a gang member! (basically terrorist)

[Intense Funkid]

find the mob boss now and get a job from him to make cash/guns/drugs ect.

[Vivallion]

Punchwhore people.

[Delta_Marksman]

Prop-surf

[halo_224]

Fuck working for money, make a money printer.

[minilandstan]

RDM

[DanRatherman]

Organize "El-Kadha" a terrorist cell bent on overthrowing the mayor by means of incipient black-market assault-rifle use and casual barricading and firebombing of city property.

[Djcreeper]

Shoot the mayor in the throat.

[Twinkletoes]

call the admin a fag

[GoldenGnome]

spawn bridges and leave

[Steven :D]

Delta_Marksman posted:

Prop-surf

Steal a gravitational potion from Terraria and drink it, use this to become the ultimate terrorist by spying on the cee-pees.

[BlueMonkey555]

You seem to forget that Eric is new to the profession! Shouldn't he just rob a liquor store for now?

[JoeSkylynx]

Find out if the server has wiremod! If it does become an Honest Merchant, and sell illegal Wire Explosives.

[SuperFly8anzai]

Yes, he should.

[Decoy9]

Buy an apartment, make a barricade and spawn a money printer.

[TheGoodDoctorF]

Call RDM on every player in plain sight.

[XanaToast.]

cause a riot

[Zupinata]

Troll the server, and prop kill

[Omega]

This is dead, move on.