1. Post #1
    I just make videos
    shaunr's Avatar
    June 2011
    199 Posts
    Perhaps you've heard of an internet broadcast called "The Jesus Chatline" which consists of two hosts: Richard Burnish and Steven Chilton.



    I'll try not to bore you with a bunch of information, but it's pretty much all a joke. They have their own bible which Richard "wrote" called the Neon bible. and they have all this propaganda to go with it, like professional looking videos with testimonials about how Richard helped them. And images which they display during broadcasting at times, such as one where Richard is on a bed with Angelina Jolie and he is sitting back looking relaxed as if he is fighting off any sexual urges. And the show itself is probably one of the most hilarious things you've ever seen.

    I've compiled a few videos from their recent shows and it's hilarious. Most the people who call in think they're the ones trolling him, but it's really them trolling eachother. You'll se what I mean if you watch one of these videos.


    Pt 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxxVxSFcc3I
    Pt 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3SEXFKnmvA
    Pt 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrUhTb3KvA0
    Pt 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UEnxbASBU8
    Pt 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77UYoxZ_SJ4
    Pt 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOGKopUMBI0
    Pt 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=046KzgcuSiQ
    Pt 8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-_wmLPWG9Q
    Pt 9: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlkpHxECqw
    Pt 10: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVl_CUVnTvE



    NEW! Pt. 11

    They don't have a usual time to broadcast. Usually once on weekends, and maybe once on the weekdays. They post the time on their twitter usually. Here's their Facebook if you're interested: http://facebook.com/jesuschatline
    EDIT: They are now posting the broadcasting time on their website here: http://www.jesuschatline.com/watchlive.html

    Tell me what you think of this. Would you call them professional trolls? Do you think they're actually serious?
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  2. Post #2
    ~gay boi~
    Chickens!'s Avatar
    July 2010
    14,345 Posts
    I think they just trolled you out of your time.
    Because you're wasting your time doing anything vaguely related to these idiots.
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  3. Post #3
    The Union Jack would look a shit ton better with a Hammer and Sickle in the middle of it
    Bobie's Avatar
    November 2007
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    trollin xD xD
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  4. Post #4
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    ewitwins's Avatar
    December 2009
    14,142 Posts
    I'm not going to lie, I think the mormons are worth trolling more then this fellows.
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  5. Post #5
    I just make videos
    shaunr's Avatar
    June 2011
    199 Posts
    I think they just trolled you out of your time.
    Because you're wasting your time doing anything vaguely related to these idiots.
    No i think they're awesome and hilarious
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  6. Post #6
    Villein's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,186 Posts
    These are actually pretty funny.
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  7. Post #7
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    August 2010
    4,436 Posts
    "How big is your penis?"

    "Tha- Thats-"
    Lost it.
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  8. Post #8
    Rich wants to cure homosexuality...


    his right ear has a single ear ring on it.


    jesus these trolls are brilliant, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
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  9. Post #9
    Dennab
    October 2007
    247 Posts
    I think they just trolled you out of your time.
    Because you're wasting your time doing anything vaguely related to these idiots.
    no fun allowed
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  10. Post #10
    Godline's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,255 Posts
    video 2 about 2.30
    I lost it.

    Edited:

    Btw is this on tonight !

    Like a regular thing ?
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  11. Post #11
    I just make videos
    shaunr's Avatar
    June 2011
    199 Posts
    Rich wants to cure homosexuality...

    his right ear has a single ear ring on it.

    jesus these trolls are brilliant
    he might be gay but the webcam might mirror the image. i dont think there's a way to tell unless you ask, or there is writing somewhere. and the graphics aren't mirrored because they are separate of course. I'll see if i can find any writing though.
    EDIT: i actually found one of his promo videos and his earring is actually on his left ear.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BYhJa5IFSc

  12. Post #12
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    November 2005
    16,539 Posts
    Inhale your grandmother's fart like a fuckin' bong hit
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  13. Post #13
    he might be gay but the webcam might mirror the image. i dont think there's a way to tell unless you ask, or there is writing somewhere. and the graphics aren't mirrored because they are separate of course. I'll see if i can find any writing though.
    EDIT: i actually found one of his promo videos and his earring is actually on his left ear.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BYhJa5IFSc
    you can see that the image on OP has his ear ring on his right.
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  14. Post #14
    I just make videos
    shaunr's Avatar
    June 2011
    199 Posts
    you can see that the image on OP has his ear ring on his right.
    oh damn. maybe he changes it. i guess you can try to ask him. although i think if he's actually gay that makes it more extreme trolling.

  15. Post #15
    coolity's Avatar
    August 2010
    4,436 Posts
    Let me unzip my pants real quick...
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  16. Post #16
    I just make videos
    shaunr's Avatar
    June 2011
    199 Posts
    video 2 about 2.30
    I lost it.

    Edited:

    Btw is this on tonight !

    Like a regular thing ?
    i asked them a couple days ago and they said theyd try to do it tonight. i dont know if it will be a regular thing though. if they have enough people request they do it regularly then they probably will, but for now it seems once sometime during the weekday, and once sometime during the weekend.

  17. Post #17
    oh damn. maybe he changes it. i guess you can try to ask him. although i think if he's actually gay that makes it more extreme trolling.
    Should tell him he looks cute if its on the right? :smug:

  18. Post #18
    NATURALLY WIRED TO HAVE SEX WITH KIDS
    Rubs10's Avatar
    June 2007
    8,744 Posts
    This is hilarious.


    heh, gayity

    Richard Burnish is hilarious. Can't keep a straight face like Steven though.


    I love how they'll go off-screen for 15 seconds because they're laughing so hard and then they'll come back with a serious face.
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  19. Post #19
    1 Dollar
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    June 2005
    1,898 Posts
    "You mean every time I drink I have to buy a new Neon Bible?"
    "Yes"

    This shit is hilarious.
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  20. Post #20
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    July 2008
    1,289 Posts
    "are you shitting me?"
    "Did.. did you just curse at me?"
    "No I did not"
    "You said 'shit'!"
    "No, i said.. ...Richard are you sitting on those donations"
    "So you're denying it?"
    "Yes, yes I am"
    "....so how big is your penis?"

    Bout as funny as OwnagePranks.

    I swear Steven is Minnesotan by the way he stretches some his o's.
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  21. Post #21
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    August 2009
    2,068 Posts
    Holy fuck this is gold

    I bet they're atheist and/or gay
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  22. Post #22
    You had me at meat tornado.
    Cl0cK's Avatar
    June 2008
    5,591 Posts
    This is so fucking hilarious.

  23. Post #23
    Baboo00's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,170 Posts
    "This is Barbie."
    "Okay, Barbie."
    "I have a question."
    "Just like the doll? Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha."
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  24. Post #24
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    October 2010
    1,111 Posts
    My first reaction to thread title was that it was another BS extremeist religious group.
    Then I saw the video.
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  25. Post #25
    Rude member.
    koekje4life V2's Avatar
    August 2010
    4,783 Posts
    "Are you shitting me?"
    "You just said shit!"
    "No, I uh, said: Richard, are you sitting on uh, those donations because you should deposit them"

    Marketing genius.
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  26. Post #26
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    December 2005
    4,536 Posts
    They are obvious trolls guys.
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  27. Post #27
    They are obvious trolls guys.
    Really? no shit! thats why we are so into it! its funny.
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  28. Post #28
    Shoupie's Avatar
    November 2009
    2,697 Posts
    I'm not going to lie, I think the mormons are worth trolling more then this fellows.
    I've trolled Mormons before. I feel very guilty about it now so I go out of my way to be nice to them.

  29. Post #29
    You had me at meat tornado.
    Cl0cK's Avatar
    June 2008
    5,591 Posts
    Mormons are too silly to make fun of, they're already too funny on their own.
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  30. Post #30
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    Galago's Avatar
    November 2008
    2,965 Posts
    Oh god, this is hilarious.

  31. Post #31
    I just make videos
    shaunr's Avatar
    June 2011
    199 Posts
    shit. if they do it tonight it will be too late. i got to go to bed feels bad man

  32. Post #32
    Boners's Avatar
    May 2010
    148 Posts
    This is amazing

  33. Post #33
    DesumThePanda's Avatar
    January 2010
    9,778 Posts
    1st video in OP, 1:26
    "Wheneva you sucka nigga dick, does it taste like a watermelun?"
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  34. Post #34
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    September 2009
    3,094 Posts
    Did anyone else think of the Arcade Fire album?
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  35. Post #35
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    September 2008
    3,740 Posts
    I once tried to troll a Mormon, but as soon as I logged in to the chat room she immediately said "So, are you going to troll me now?" I had nothing to say to that so I exited. Talk about awkward.
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  36. Post #36
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    June 2010
    185 Posts
    Of course they're not serious. They duck out of the shot in order to laugh it off. It's funny regardless though.
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  37. Post #37
    I just make videos
    shaunr's Avatar
    June 2011
    199 Posts
    well it doesnt appear they had a show last night. maybe they'll have one this week.

  38. Post #38
    Raptor's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,452 Posts
    Yeah this has to be a joke

  39. Post #39
    I just make videos
    shaunr's Avatar
    June 2011
    199 Posts
    Did anyone else think of the Arcade Fire album?
    sorry i only listen to good music.

    trolololol
    and there should be a wikipedia entry on richard's neon "bible" because that album is the first result on wikipedia when i search for the neon bible. someone should make the page.
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    May 2007
    1,992 Posts
    -snip-
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