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I have been very bored recently, so I figured I would make an interactive comic. No hating, please. Also CC would be nice. Edit: Whoops images didn't load. that should work. Oh, and that red thing in the black guys lap is KFC.
You are Michael Spencer. It is 10 am and you have been waiting for the bus since 6, this is the latest it has ever been.
While waiting patiently, you overhear a news broadcast from a nearby hoodlums boom box. : "This just in, a bus on highway 345 has exploded from a suicide bombing. In other news..." Oh no! That was your bus! Well I guess now you'll have to find something to do..."
"But what is it that you will do?"
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Set out on a quest to obtain a car, you won't have to ride the bus anymore.
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Beat the shit out of the black guy for thinking he has a right to sit on the bench, then go find a car and break your fist on the tail light; making you completely bad ass.
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You find a sudden rage towards the hoodlum, and contemplate a kicking of the asses.
But just as you are about to kick his ass, you remind yourself that this is the ghetto, and everyone here has a gun. But you.
Just as you lost the hoodlum, you see something you have always wanted...
A car.
Before you adventure into this cold, desolate, evil world, you decide to make a list of things you need to succeed in a cold, desolate, evil word. You think to yourself: "a car, a gun, and a suit to look badass should do nicely."
Because you think you are suddenly in a perfect world, you look to the left for a gun shop... wow... that was lucky.
You walk into the gun shop, and before you can greet the clerk, he says: "the fuck you want?"
You look around the room quietly, and make a final decision.
"I would like a..... "
What do you want?
Going by halo_224 and hobboharry's posts.
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Go with the tiniest gun available with the biggest punch around.
http://mimg.ugo.com/201006/47719/cut...et_480x360.jpg
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Huh. Guess I let this die. Whatever, I wasn't having fun with it anyway.
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>Punch clerk in face.
>Proceed to taking his money and guns.
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Ok, I guess this comic wont die! I have a fairly long strip here, thanks to Hoboharry.
Just as you are about to decide on your purchase, you figure that knocking out the clerk and taking all the guns is cheaper. You almost hit him when....
You can't believe it! the clerk drops dead on the floor from natural causes!
When you kill a store owner, the store automatically becomes yours for keeps. When you take over a store, you can:
Control who comes in and who doesn't.
The price of your merchandise.
Also, when you have killed somebody, you automatically loot their corpse for items.
You have 4 new items in your inventory!
Whenever you level up, your health increases by 1 point. Your default 10 hp has increased to 11. You also receive another inventory slot.
You now can view your inventory.
You decide to drive around town a bit, and begin to open your car....
When a thug takes you by surprise and knocks you out with a single punch!
You awaken in a small closet, tied to a chair and removed of all your items.
You think to yourself "maybe I can break these ropes..."
Wow. You are the biggest retard I have ever seen. Nobody would be able to break ro- oh you did it. Good plan.
You spot a doorway... with no door. You decide it would be best to approach it followed by walking through it.
Once you exit the room, you find your stuff appropriately placed on a nearby desk, you proceed to obtain it.
Full inventory... just the way you left it.
Now where do you go... Left?
Or right?
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i'd say left, they may be in the front of the house talking about drugs or some shit.
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I'll do that tomorrow. As of right now I am too damn lazy.
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Take the gun, and the keys then Pop a cap in the black guys ass along with any others, its a ghetto. nobody will care or want to check it out.
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I can't do that today either. FUCK. I promise content tomorrow, though.
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Take the next bus.
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actually, don't expect updates. This will never be updated, because the story completely sucks. Ending: you die. THE END.
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the story was pretty funny and entertaining, please go on!
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Ok. but I have a pose I'm working on.
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still do my idea..
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CONTENT!
You go left. The thugs are probably somewhere in the front, talking about weed and shit.
You hear a familiar voice and....
You killed him. Whatever. No one cares, It's the hood, after all.
Oh, and btw you leveled up.
Complimentary of leveling up, you receive this level 1 armor!
When you receive armor, you can take extra hits, but at the cost of reduced speed.
And this advanced storage compartment!
From DEAD HOODLUM you received 1 Glock!
You decide to view your inventory... wow that's a huge improvement, all thanks to the ADVANCED STORAGE COMPARTMENT. So....
Thanks to Omega, and Intense Funkid for ideas, and Lizart for reviving this.
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Flip the fuck out.
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you leave the building and a group of metro cops are eating ice creams when they suddenly turn on you.
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Dual weld the glock and small pistol and go out and do what zeusblade mentioned.
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Have all the content done, just to lazy to upload ATM.
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Again, caps in asses and such, Just kidding. ok, Take the radio and use it to distract the thug(s) then run the other way.
PPK and a glock 9mm. Interesting
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I already finished the content.
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Here we go....
After thinking for 4 days straight, you believe that you have came to a final conclusion: Leave the building.
As you exit the building, you encounter a mildly upset Police Officer.
"...Stupid fucking helmet... Can't eat Ice Cream in it...."
The Cop notices your outfit , and whips out his weapon, Challenging you to a fight.
You return a stare of epic menace-ness, triggering the battle.
The cop begins the battle with a tossing of his melee weapon.
You use a level 1 dodge!
You land on your face!
You decide that you are in no shape to fight the Police Officer and you back the fuck up into your car.
You need to get outta town fast. Where to?
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Hit the cop and get the fuck to some random place in the middle of nowhere.
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TO CS_OFFICE
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Do what ZombieWaffle said and hit the cop and go to the middle of now where, up to where Lamarr is and you team up with her.
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to 2fort.
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I'll have content soon, guys. Recently I have been addicted to CS:S and I haven't found the time for GMod.
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Actually, fuck it. I promise you guys better content than a shitty halfassed interactive. I'm done with this.
Funny x 2
Agree x 1
