[nikomo]

Why would the printer know it's on fire?
I think we need a better explanation for that error message.

[Squad]

nikomo posted:

Why would the printer know it's on fire?
I think we need a better explanation for that error message.

How do you know you are on fire?

[Derpmeifter]

but i am not a printer

[BreenIsALie]

Derpmeifter posted:

but i am not a printer

How can you tell ?

[Derpmeifter]

oh fuck oh god we're all printers oh shit

[Baldr 2.0]

PAPER JAM!

[BreenIsALie]

Maybe we are all born like printers. Maybe what we call printers is human. We die because we do not get more ink. oh shit i'm having a nervous breakdown here. I think i'm out of paper

[Giacomand]

CIPWTTKT: "There are unused Content on your Desktop"

[Derpmeifter]

we can't even make another thread, we're all printers. what's the use of thinking up titles? :gonk:

[agentgamma]

And all this time I thought I was a toaster :saddowns:

[nath2009uk]

God fuck Windows give me access to my own computer.
Can never modify the Windows folder without first changing ownership but that tends to take ages for me. Unless I'm missing something which wouldn't be surprising as I'm extremely stupid

[Fatal-Error]

nath2009uk posted:

God fuck Windows give me access to my own computer.
Can never modify the Windows folder without first changing ownership but that tends to take ages for me. Unless I'm missing something which wouldn't be surprising as I'm extremely stupid

I have a take ownership registry file added, so if I want something I can just right click and I have a take ownership option on my context menu.

[nikomo]

Fuck tha police, I set the wireless transmit power on my router twice the legal limit.

[kaine123]

Okay, so my Uncle just lugged his 60 pound desktop to Best Buy when he wanted to buy a monitor because he wanted to make sure that "The plug fits."

[VistaPOWA]

Guys, I'm a potato.

Am I late to the party?

[LemONPLaNE]

I just found this: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/
It's like CSI but in real life! Just press F11 and start mashing some keys!

[Baldr 2.0]

Dear god.

[BreenIsALie]

LemONPLaNE posted:

I just found this: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/
It's like CSI but in real life! Just press F11 and start mashing some keys!

I have to get my laptop working, This have to be done on the bus

[Derpmeifter]

LemONPLaNE posted:

I just found this: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/
It's like CSI but in real life! Just press F11 and start mashing some keys!

zoom & enhance does not work, am I doing something wrong?

[codenamecueball]

is like having a stroke like when all the paper gets jammed up at the back and nothing comes out then you beep

[florian]

My contribution:

CIPWTTKT&GD v0x0B: PC LOAD LETTER

[LemONPLaNE]

Derpmeifter posted:

zoom & enhance does not work, am I doing something wrong?

Speaking of which: r/gaming: I've written for TV shows like CSI and Numbers.

Edited:

florian posted:

My contribution:

CIPWTTKT&GD v0x0B: PC LOAD LETTER

...The fuck does that mean?

[nikomo]

LemONPLaNE posted:

I just found this: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/
It's like CSI but in real life! Just press F11 and start mashing some keys!

Aww, there isn't that much code on it, I was hoping it would like loop around or switch to something else.
I made a macro to repeat W every 1ms and it goes through the whole damn thing pretty fast.

Someone needs to do this, but make it print out the entire source code for Linux.

[Sir Whoopsalot]

LemONPLaNE posted:

I just found this: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/
It's like CSI but in real life! Just press F11 and start mashing some keys!

Oh, HELL yeah!

[gman003-main]

LemONPLaNE posted:

...The fuck does that mean?

Printer Cartridge - Load letter-sized (8.5"x11") paper.

AKA "Out of paper".

[compwhizii]

LemONPLaNE posted:

I just found this: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/
It's like CSI but in real life! Just press F11 and start mashing some keys!

Source: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/text.txt

[PyroCF]

compwhizii posted:

Source: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/text.txt

Omg you hacker!

[nikomo]

compwhizii posted:

Source: http://duiker101.tk/hackertyper/text.txt

ftp://ftp.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/k...ernel/groups.c

[LemONPLaNE]

gman003-main posted:

Printer Cartridge - Load letter-sized (8.5"x11") paper.

AKA "Out of paper".

So I'm guessing you've never seen Office Space.

[Warship]

"I don't have any color ink left, therefore I can't even print black and white"


Flawless logic

[compwhizii]

Grrr dad is messing with the parental controls on the router, I must of done something wrong

[gman003-main]

LemONPLaNE posted:

So I'm guessing you've never seen Office Space.

Nope.

[nikomo]

compwhizii posted:

Grrr dad is messing with the parental controls on the router, I must of done something wrong

Lock him out of it and jam jelly into the reset button.

[jimhowl33t]

ze beaver posted:

Ha. I don't need to beg for Portal 2 now. I sold my TF2 items for it

Wait, you can sell in-game items for money?

Shit, I could be rich

[Murkrow]

Addendum: Running on 2 GB after long time being on 4 is absolutely miserable

I can't even quickly switch between minecraft and firefox running a million tabs :(

[Baldr 2.0]

compwhizii posted:

Grrr dad is messing with the parental controls on the router, I must of done something wrong

You bothered to explain how a router works, and why isn't it passworded .

[Warship]

Murkrow posted:

Addendum: Running on 2 GB after long time being on 4 is absolutely miserable

I can't even quickly switch between minecraft and firefox running a million tabs :(

Such is life with 2GB of RAM

[rsa1988]

So sad the 2 GB ram days are.

[Warship]

My main comp has 2GB :saddowns:

[benjgvps]

gman003-main posted:

Nope.