1. Post #1
    FUCK OFF garry, I am a goddamn proud swedish moose, not a fucking british heathen!
    Sokrates's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,226 Posts
    Porn, games, food.
    Any male facepunch users here?

    ...

    oh wait.
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  2. Post #2
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,381 Posts
    Oh hai.

    Edited:

    Err, I mean
    Good afternoon to you manly men out there :clint:
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  3. Post #3
    Killed postal with a fart once.
    gk99's Avatar
    December 2007
    8,111 Posts
    Mannly
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  4. Post #4
    I will now flex my penis muscles in a display of supreme manliness
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  5. Post #5
    Ask me about my everything fetish.
    Demoness's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,545 Posts
    Abortions are pretty sweet, I had two this week.

    Oh shit wrong thread.
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  6. Post #6
    [h2]GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN.[/h2]
    c
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  7. Post #7
    JonniXD's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,057 Posts
    Thread music?:

    Hello, men. I was just out doing some manly things today. Maybe I'll do manly things tomorrow also.
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  8. Post #8
    Gold Member
    TamTamJam's Avatar
    December 2008
    5,290 Posts
    [h2]we can do head tags now?[/h2]

    Edited:

    [h3]test[/h3]
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  9. Post #9
    coco911231's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,895 Posts
    men men men men, manly, men men men...

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    [h2]woaw this is p. Cool i geuss[/h2]
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  10. Post #10
    You're a big guy.
    ElectronicG19's Avatar
    January 2011
    4,996 Posts
    What up.
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  11. Post #11
    I will now flex my penis muscles in a display of supreme manliness
    Your penis does not have muscles.
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  12. Post #12
    Thirteen's Avatar
    February 2010
    412 Posts
    I just had some beef jerky and I fixed my broken chair, that manly enough for you?
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  13. Post #13
    Zepheniah Mann's Avatar
    January 2011
    296 Posts
    I'm the Mannliest Mann in here
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  14. Post #14
    TheFreal11's Avatar
    July 2010
    159 Posts
    I'm so manly I don't crack walnut's with my head, I crack the Old Spice guy's head with mine.
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  15. Post #15
    Gold Member
    MacHaddock's Avatar
    February 2008
    1,913 Posts
    Your penis does not have muscles.
    No that's where you're wrong! Your penis does not have muscles.... Mine does. It's manly like that.
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  16. Post #16
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    June 2009
    17,111 Posts
    Oh man look at this!
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  17. Post #17
    Brosef Johnson
    Camp er Joe's Avatar
    December 2008
    6,780 Posts
    Just had my 4th shave of the day.
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  18. Post #18
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    June 2009
    17,111 Posts
    Just had my 4th shave of the day.
    I forgot to shave 10 minutes ago and I can barely carry all of this god damn facical hair.
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  19. Post #19
    RESIDENT ASBESTOS OBSESSIVE
    B-hazard's Avatar
    July 2008
    5,507 Posts
    I have muscles on muscles
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  20. Post #20
    Gold Member
    Patjo_sweden's Avatar
    November 2005
    1,992 Posts
    No that's where you're wrong! Your penis does not have muscles.... Mine does. It's manly like that.
    My penis has small arms with huge biceps. and a fucking beard
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  21. Post #21
    Anthophobian's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,928 Posts
    Dicks dicks dicks
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  22. Post #22
    Gold Member
    Arcturus's Avatar
    June 2006
    376 Posts
    Beer, anyone?
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  23. Post #23
    Osku1234's Avatar
    October 2010
    2,253 Posts
    I am a man that is a very manly man
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  24. Post #24
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    June 2009
    17,111 Posts
    Beer, anyone?
    Vodka.
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  25. Post #25
    chugmuffin's Avatar
    September 2009
    415 Posts
    Time for breakfast.. Whiskey, Bacon, and an aborted fetus.
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  26. Post #26
    Gold Member
    Kingy_who's Avatar
    March 2009
    2,424 Posts
    My penis has small arms with huge biceps. and a fucking beard
    My penis has a minibar.
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  27. Post #27
    I'm so Jewish you can suck my nuts.
    Dennab
    April 2009
    9,441 Posts
    My penis has a minibar.
    My penis has a mana bar
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  28. Post #28
    Gold Member
    Contag's Avatar
    July 2010
    11,827 Posts
    My penis has a mana bar
    [h2]wut?? y so gay[/h2]
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  29. Post #29
    I'm so Jewish you can suck my nuts.
    Dennab
    April 2009
    9,441 Posts
    [h2]wut?? y so gay[/h2]
    You...headline tags...I can't...fuck...
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  30. Post #30
    joey's Avatar
    February 2010
    152 Posts
    -snipe-
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  31. Post #31
    Gold Member
    kijji's Avatar
    June 2009
    3,804 Posts
    Manly man here.

    :effort:
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  32. Post #32
    The Combine's Avatar
    July 2009
    9,889 Posts
    This thread is full of dick
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  33. Post #33
    Koala's Avatar
    February 2011
    28 Posts
    I like big boobs.
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  34. Post #34
    b0b0's Avatar
    October 2010
    636 Posts
    [h2]I like big butts and I cannot lie[/h2]
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  35. Post #35
    Thirteen's Avatar
    February 2010
    412 Posts
    brb gonna go degrade women with my straight friends
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  36. Post #36
    aliendrone123's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,622 Posts
    I just killed a bear and used it's fur to BRAID MY 20 FOOT LONG BEARD

    Oh did I mention I was a viking?
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  37. Post #37
    [H2]GRR, I AM MANLY, I WRESTLE ELEPHANTS AND THROW TRUCKS AND SHIT
    I TOTALLY DON'T WEAR PANTIES
    NOPE, NEVER
    STAY AWAY FROM MY PANTS[/H2]

    c
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  38. Post #38
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,381 Posts
    Why would you wrestle with those poor elephants?
    WRESTLE A...
    [h2]FUCKING ASTEROID![/h2]
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  39. Post #39
    Gold Member
    Da_Maniac_'s Avatar
    November 2010
    5,617 Posts
    Why would you wrestle with those poor elephants?
    WRESTLE A...
    [h2]FUCKING ASTEROID![/h2]
    Pfft, I wrestled a star once.
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  40. Post #40
    Tim Henson's Avatar
    January 2011
    364 Posts
    i have a penis can i come in here
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