1. Post #1
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    Rules:
    1.please be serious its not like a dark rp interactive(drum snare)
    2.Enjoy the interactive, i made it for fun.
    3.no posting your content towards the story, you make idea, best fitted idea is picked i work my way to fix it up
    4.As i said enjoy



    You awake, its cold and your numb. you see your in a american military outfit and your on Normandy beach
    You see fallen commrades, you see their weapons,What do you do?
    (pick a class)

    Strength:more melee damage
    speed:faster movement
    endurance:ability to withstand more pain
    accuracy:Marksmanship
    ammo:ammo capacity
    knife chance:possibility to land a knife attack
    bomb education: more explosives info and damage
    grenade accuracy: prejudgmentation
    Armor: capacity level of armor I.E 23.3%
    HP: capacity of pain I.E 73.7

  2. Post #2
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    Araknid's Avatar
    July 2010
    11,625 Posts
    I dont get how picking someones weapon up makes you better at something.
    Especially grabbing someones rocket launcher up and you get "+4 bomb education".
    Also the thompsons positioning is really fucked up...
    But oh well, ill choose.... Assault.

  3. Post #3
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    I dont get how picking someones weapon up makes you better at something.
    Especially grabbing someones rocket launcher up and you get "+4 bomb education".
    Also the thompsons positioning is really fucked up...
    But oh well, ill choose.... Assault.
    Its a MMORPG interactive, just go along with it, i didnt really understand either when i saw what you said
    but like all MMORPG's you pick up a sword or somthing BOOM your better at somthing, think of it as stealing their talent from the prints of their fingers

  4. Post #4
    FZE
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    March 2005
    1,213 Posts
    Nuke the Japanese.

  5. Post #5
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    Nuke the Japanese.
    That might happen, suggest it later when normandy and pearl harbor are over, and it might be here, please do again another time, just not in a different section.

    Edited:

    the thompsons positioning is really fucked up...
    I had to position it like that, the boat was full and it was the only way for the gun to be visible.

  6. Post #6
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    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    10,980 Posts
    Forgo any weapons, and look for a claymore sword. Failing that, go judo-chop the filthy Krauts/Die Amerikanner.
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  7. Post #7
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    Forgo any weapons, and look for a claymore sword. Failing that, go judo-chop the filthy Krauts/Die Amerikanner.
    That doesnt sound very realistic, this isnt 1431, its 1944, Normandy, france. not Ye' olde town of nazi's
    Please be reminded of rule 1, "Serious choiced"

  8. Post #8
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    Shadowcat123's Avatar
    June 2006
    4,578 Posts
    You realize character is jack churchhill, so you ignore the guns and pick up your claymore and bow and rush the field.
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  9. Post #9
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    You realize character is jack churchhill, so you ignore the guns and pick up your claymore and bow and rush the field.
    i laughed, cause churchhill is british, bravo, but not very "serious" like where did he grab the bow from, their is no bow there, and no sword, unless you count a trench knife as a sword.

  10. Post #10
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    Shadowcat123's Avatar
    June 2006
    4,578 Posts
    The sword and bow are obviously hiding behind the useless guns, and there are more then just Americans at the Normandy beaches and he also discovers that's not really an American uniform

  11. Post #11
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    DragonSpawn777's Avatar
    March 2009
    5,206 Posts
    Realize that you are not American, you are in fact Russian and lying on the Stalingrad-ward shore of the Volga river.

    Commence re-enactment of Call of Duty 1.
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  12. Post #12
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    ill choose.... Assault.
    You pick up the cold weapon, your arms are in pain
    it is wet, now what?

  13. Post #13
    fskman's Avatar
    November 2009
    2,063 Posts
    Lament your left-handedness while searching for previously mentioned claymore and bow.

  14. Post #14
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    Lament your left-handedness while searching for previously mentioned claymore and bow.
    You sit in sorrow, sobbing that you've forgot how to hold a gun right handed

    You search for a claymore and bow,

    You search entire boat and bodies, no claymore or bow found
    Loot items from corpses?

    Edited:

    i got tired of the bow and claymore thing, so i went along with it, now its out of the question.
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  15. Post #15
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    July 2010
    8,656 Posts
    take soldier, grenade and bazooka in order to craft grenade launching helmet

  16. Post #16
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    take soldier, grenade and bazooka in order to craft grenade launching helmet
    tf2 hat joke?
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  17. Post #17
    [NNJG]Ben's Avatar
    January 2010
    68 Posts
    You're bow breaks and your claymore misfires. You set off to find new ones.

  18. Post #18
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    XanaToast.'s Avatar
    July 2010
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    tf2 hat joke?
    naw its just something i thought up for the perskin thread where by i attach a general purpose machine gun to a helmet and use it while haxxer gives me piggy back.


    was first discovered when i discovered you could deploy your mg on team-mates heads in DoD source

  19. Post #19
    I wasted 10$ and am proud of it.
    Dennab
    June 2007
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    Rape the dead bodies and cry about how you're in a singleplayer MMORPG.
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  20. Post #20
    beat the zombie's Avatar
    August 2009
    1,421 Posts
    Take some Thompson ammo, take the grenade, run to the closest hiding spot and wait for the next wave of soldiers.

  21. Post #21
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    Take some Thompson ammo, take the grenade, run to the closest hiding spot and wait for the next wave of soldiers.
    You grab the cold ammo box, 20 .45 acp rounds, yes!

    You run for closest cover available, SHIT you've been hit by a .20 cal while running

    your bleeding, WHAT NOW?!

  22. Post #22
    LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK
    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,797 Posts
    Duck before the Germans shoot you, you crazy bugger.

    Edited:

    i ignored closet thing, their is no closet their, and i dont think i can make one from air
    He said "Run to the closest hiding spot, as in the nearest."

  23. Post #23
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    Duck before the Germans shoot you, you crazy bugger.

    Edited:



    He said "Run to the closest hiding spot, as in the nearest."
    I dont got 20/20 vision, didnt notice it to blurry at first, thought it said closet.

    Never mind fixed the problem

  24. Post #24
    hatsworthIIII's Avatar
    November 2010
    219 Posts
    Get a backpack or something, grab the thompson and rin to a safe spot, also look for medical supplies,

  25. Post #25
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    Get a backpack or something, grab the thompson and rin to a safe spot, also look for medical supplies,
    (backpack on back already) but good suggestions, ill see if any other SERIOUS ones show up
    if not yours is picked

  26. Post #26
    beat the zombie's Avatar
    August 2009
    1,421 Posts
    Pick that thompson OR try to find a M1 Garand. Find a Medic to give you morphine then try to get to the engineers to blow up the barbwire if there is. Also I don't you are alone on that beach, would be nice to have some other people on it.

  27. Post #27
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    Pick that thompson OR try to find a M1 Garand. Find a Medic to give you morphine then try to get to the engineers to blow up the barbwire if there is. Also I don't you are alone on that beach, would be nice to have some other people on it.
    I tried, failed horribly crashing gmod, but good suggestion, ill pick it, but scatter it out instead of all in 1, okay? like what i for for the 2 ones

    Edited:

    Pick that thompson OR try to find a M1 Garand. Find a Medic to give you morphine then try to get to the engineers to blow up the barbwire if there is. Also I don't you are alone on that beach, would be nice to have some other people on it.
    You run cunningly trying to reach a M1 garand you have spotted on a fallen commrade

    You get hit! the agonizing pain in your back!

    (ignore error above)You shout for a medic in pain

    The medic dashes towards you in heroic passion(no homo)

    As he starts to fix you up BOOM he is hit by the .20 cal

    The medic on the ground cold and wet, items scattered around him

    NOW WHAT?!
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  28. Post #28
    beat the zombie's Avatar
    August 2009
    1,421 Posts
    Pick up those Gauze and put em tight over your wounds. Take those 7.52mm Bullet for your M1 Garand and look if the medic have some morphine. If you are lucky you might find some smoke grenade to hide your movements.

    Now you gave me the idea of making a WW2 Interactive thingy.

  29. Post #29
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    Pick up those Gauze and put em tight over your wounds. Take those 7.52mm Bullet for your M1 Garand and look if the medic have some morphine. If you are lucky you might find some smoke grenade to hide your movements.

    Now you gave me the idea of making a WW2 Interactive thingy.
    I finished watching private ryan, thats what inspired me to do this,
    and saw a new high tech mmorpg on the internet, so i put em in a blender in my mind, and this is what came out, im glad you understand how its supposed to be

    Edited:

    Pick up those Gauze and put em tight over your wounds. Take those 7.52mm Bullet for your M1 Garand and look if the medic have some morphine. If you are lucky you might find some smoke grenade to hide your movements.

    Now you gave me the idea of making a WW2 Interactive thingy.
    You apply gauze to your bullet wounds you pull tightly and cut it off with your bayonnet

    You pick up a syringe of morphine, YES

    You administer morphine into your arm, pain ruptures but then sooths as you calm down... completely

    Oh no, your tripping.

    Great now what

    Until your high ends, you can do magical shit and it doesnt have to be serious, untill trip stops, cause when your high, you get fugged up in the head
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  30. Post #30
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    May 2005
    3,934 Posts
    Sharpen one of the tank blockades into a spear and hurl it towards the enemy.
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  31. Post #31
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    March 2009
    1,996 Posts
    i lol'd

  32. Post #32
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    i lol'd
    At? the morphine?

    Edited:

    Sharpen one of the tank blockades into a spear and hurl it towards the enemy.
    You trip out





    This never really happens, your just trippin'
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  33. Post #33
    Monk37900's Avatar
    December 2008
    705 Posts
    Imagine you have a Bow and Claymore and charge at the nazis in an epic fashion shouting ALL YER HEADS FILLED WITH EYEBALLS ARE GONNA BE GOIN IN A SOUP CAN
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    [NNJG]Ben's Avatar
    January 2010
    68 Posts
    You plant a circle of claymores around yourself in an attempt to keep yourself safe.
    An enemy charges and sets one off, causing a chain reaction of all the claymores.
    You die.
    End of game.
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  35. Post #35
    beat the zombie's Avatar
    August 2009
    1,421 Posts
    Give yourself a punch in the face, wake up and run to the cliff, ask another soldier if he have a signal smoke grenade, if yes throw it in the german bunker so the plane can take it off. If no then wait for the next wave and hope for a grapplin hook.
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  36. Post #36
    fear2007's Avatar
    January 2008
    37 Posts
    you wake up with morphine in your hands realizing that your legs are gone. new character appears explaining why.
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  37. Post #37
    hatsworthIIII's Avatar
    November 2010
    219 Posts
    Summon vagineer to destroy the nazis
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  38. Post #38
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    July 2010
    8,656 Posts
    grab MG42 and beer bottles to form a flame-thrower

  39. Post #39
    Crausidia's Avatar
    August 2010
    129 Posts
    grab MG42 and beer bottles to form a flame-thrower
    dead rising 2 joke?
    consider It done


    http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=15fm2bc&s=7
    Sorry bout url i couldnt get BB codes video thing to work
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  40. Post #40
    AxerFex's Avatar
    December 2010
    130 Posts
    Get a grenade, unpin it, then put it inside your flamethrower. Throw the flamethrower at the Nazis.