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Post #41
It doesn't have to be encouraging, just pick out all the things that can help you from the threats and swears.
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oh my god
its kurit, he's back, its him, it has to be
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ban op
lock thread
delete screenshots and movies
erase all traces of facepunch
go back in time and kill al gore from internet ever being created
go forward to internetless time and kill muffinman anyways
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God damn kurit, it's been awhile, i see you havent changed, i see you made an alt a while ago, hows it been?
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hay guys look t my pose with a moon that is realistic like from da movies, it so good rite?
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Oh dont lie, you're horrible at it.
Kurit, hows it been my annoying and idiotic brudda-yet not brudda since if he was i would shoot myself-?
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no im good at what i do shutup ill make more hd stuff and youll like it
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Do you wan't to get chopped up by my Rainbow axe
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Oh kurit, trying to convince us you're not you're kurit, the same kurit who got perma'd 4 times in a quick succession.
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hd axe is my wip and i gunna kill you
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I kno it was in mspaint shut up.
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stop trying to get in on the joke and divert all the attention from you to kurit
you're fucking terrible, you're one of them old fashioned social butterflies who diverts all the shit from himself and onto other people because he has no valid defence
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Another one?
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Aaron, you're an idiot. This guy is really obviously not Kurit.
For one, he's an 09er with over 3,000 posts. It wouldn't make sense for Kurit to have an alt that he uses as much as his primary account.
Not to mention that his posting style is completely different. He doesn't have the painful arrogance that Kurit had, and Kurit would never make a joke about his "perfect" work.
It's like when Deathbucket was making alts, it was always very easy to recognize the familiar posting style.
I've been watching too much Criminal Minds.
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When you're done with a pic, take 5 minutes to really study it. Then you concider if it should have it's own thread, or be put in one of the megathreads for bad poses. This obviously belongs in the megathread.
Your posing is boring and stiff. Picture itself is also boring, so is the camera angle.
Next time people give you C&C you take it, and improve, not defend your bad posing and try to make it look like the crap was intentional. If you aren't willing to do that, I suggest you start posting on DA or some crap site like that where people will just post "nice" and move on to the next pic.
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Muffinman, heres a tip from the government when you make a thread and recieve criticism
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Why are we fighting?Muffinman, heres a tip from the government when you make a thread and recieve criticism
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Because muffin seems to have a problem with accepting criticism.
I dont see why you would start a thread and post your pic if you are just gonna make excuses for everything someone points out.
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Oh in that case muffin should learn how to take it in and actually accept.
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wow.... do someone here like chocolate cookies?
mm delicious ;)
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If you honestly think i was serious, you better to get your I.Q. checked.
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To win the war.
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<3 this thread
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hahahah oh jesus christ this thread
okay. we'll start from the back and work our way forwards.
the background is bland, the fog is too strong, in general it really is not a good backdrop. if i were you, i would've turned the fog way down (or off) and done some serious lighting wizardry there, be it ingame or in photoshop.
the hunter is terribly posed. there are no two ways about it. unless you're about to tell us the hunter fell asleep on his feet or is trying to recover after great physical exertion (although it's not really fitting for either of those either), the posing is terrible. it looks like you lifted him into the air by his chest and froze it there. i don't care whether that's what you did or not - hell you could've spent all day posing every single ragdolled bone - but that's what it looks like. shading is terrible, and the fact you only bothered to shade that one area accentuates the fact.
the guy in the foreground is also pretty bad. he's either standing awkwardly or walking awkwardly, take your pick. the shotgun is hanging loose in his fingertips as if it's not extremely uncomfortable (and stupid) to carry a weapon of that size and weight without a firm grip - its centre of gravity looks off too, but that would depend a lot on whether it has a full stock or not and if it's loaded. the left arm... i don't know why he'd be holding a pistol out like that, if it's going with the natural swing of his arm as he walks i doubt it'd bend that much at the elbow. pistols do actually have some weight to them. his head isn't just cocked off to one side (not a problem) but his entire neck is pulled over to that one side (is a problem unless he's trying to see around a corner nearby). his eyes are just staring straight ahead, building or not it looks like you didn't bother with them. if you're going to make people look offscreen, at least try and make them look offscreen in a direction other than directly ahead. try up or down slightly, or off to one side.
overall composition is really bad, like really, really bad. you're zoomed out way too far and the picture has no real focus - the hunter is too far away and the dude is not only too far to be the main focus, but also off to the far side with nothing to balance this out. i don't find the side of a low-poly white van that interesting.
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but it is...?
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whoops no what did you reply to his pm with
we can't tell if you're being sarcastic in text.
anyhow.
Both sides of this flamewar are stupid and you should stop trying.
One side flips the fuck out over misposed eyes/head on some off-to-the-side ragdoll while failing to notice the absolutely awkward posing right in the center of the image.
The other side decides that midway through arguing to just go "buggerit i'm going to pretend i was trolling all along"
If anything, Muffin should listen to Rossmum for advice on posing.
actually no he hasn't offered any posing advice either oh dear
edit: at least he saw the hunter. he has eyes.
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I was joking about his attitude, its a little differant than sarcasm.whoops no what did you reply to his pm with
we can't tell if you're being sarcastic in text.
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Sorry I couldn't tell whether it was sarcasm or joking, what with all this text and all.
now that you mention it i don't think i can sense any emotions through text it's really difficult, huh?
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i pointed out what's wrong, it's up to him to rectify it. i dunno about anyone else here, but i've got better things to do than spend the next five hours trying to hand-hold someone through posing 101 when they could learn for themselves.
Agree x 1
Optimistic x 1
Dumb x 1
Winner x 1
