1. Post #1
    TheRusskinguy's Avatar
    October 2010
    102 Posts
    Dj Skully gets his gun grappled away while Skelly Jack gets aploded



    its my first photoshop and i don't know how to use it.
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  2. Post #2
    Lebowski's Avatar
    December 2009
    10,374 Posts
    Really bad pose, can't tell what you photoshopped, camera angle is downright terrible, and it looks like you've got some AA issues.

  3. Post #3
    TheRusskinguy's Avatar
    October 2010
    102 Posts
    Really bad pose, can't tell what you photoshopped, camera angle is downright terrible, and it looks like you've got some AA issues.
    well im new to this so say what you will, you'll just look a like the asshole
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  4. Post #4
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    Yes, call him an asshole because he told you what was wrong with the picture.
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  5. Post #5
    Lebowski's Avatar
    December 2009
    10,374 Posts
    well im new to this so say what you will, you'll just look a like the asshole
    OH FUCK HE SAID I'D LOOK LIKE THE ASSHOLE WHEN I GAVE HIM PERFECTLY FINE, REASONABLE CRITICISM GUYS

    WHATEVER WILL I FUCKING DO???

    Look buddy, people here give harsh criticism, maybe if you took the time to lurk on the forums, you'd realize that almost everyone here is an asshole who will go out of their way to either treat you like shit or make you the butt of some joke.

    There are people who can be a lot meaner than me when it comes to criticism.

    If you're going to be a pansy who can't handle the heat, get out of the fucking fire and just leave now if you're going to continue on in this direction.

    Aka "Shitty attitude guy who doesn't take c&c" direction.

    Aka "Guy who doesn't last long because nobody likes him".
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  6. Post #6
    Kiss me, I'm Irish
    Fort83's Avatar
    September 2006
    9,176 Posts
    Posing is bad, not the worst i've seen but still bad, u used photoshop?, Major AA issues and boring camera angle, keep trying

    and what Lebowski said, either take people's criticism or leave
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  7. Post #7
    King Shit of Turd Mountain
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    July 2009
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    well im new to this so say what you will, you'll just look a like the asshole

    Out of all the people to call an asshole, you pick Lebowski?
    ooooooh shit.
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  8. Post #8
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    May 2009
    7,530 Posts
    What photoshopping did you do, cropping? I see no other editing, and even if it had editing the picture would still suck.

    Skully isn't supposed to be running is he? he looks like he's gonna fall over, or he's gonna sidestep out of his situation. And who the fuck flies like that from an explosion 2 feet behind them? Monster's hand is turned at a really bad angle where his palm is facing his side, and his feet are messed up. And on top of all this shit, you have no antialiasing.

    In short, we got a badly posed jaggy piece of shit from someone who's gonna use the nooby excuse to get out of harsh criticism

    Edited:


    Out of all the people to call an asshole, you pick Lebowski?
    ooooooh shit.
    Yeah, already a pretty bad mistake.
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  9. Post #9
    TheRusskinguy's Avatar
    October 2010
    102 Posts
    OH FUCK HE SAID I'D LOOK LIKE THE ASSHOLE WHEN I GAVE HIM PERFECTLY FINE, REASONABLE CRITICISM GUYS

    WHATEVER WILL I FUCKING DO???

    Look buddy, people here give harsh criticism, maybe if you took the time to lurk on the forums, you'd realize that almost everyone here is an asshole who will go out of their way to either treat you like shit or make you the butt of some joke.

    There are people who can be a lot meaner than me when it comes to criticism.

    If you're going to be a pansy who can't handle the heat, get out of the fucking fire and just leave now if you're going to continue on in this direction.

    Aka "Shitty attitude guy who doesn't take c&c" direction.

    Aka "Guy who doesn't last long because nobody likes him".
    ok then your skins look like homosexual pedophiles and need work on the physics and work on the textures.

    Edited:

    What photoshopping did you do, cropping? I see no other editing, and even if it had editing the picture would still suck.

    Skully isn't supposed to be running is he? he looks like he's gonna fall over, or he's gonna sidestep out of his situation. And who the fuck flies like that from an explosion 2 feet behind them? Monster's hand is turned at a really bad angle where his palm is facing his side, and his feet are messed up. And on top of all this shit, you have no antialiasing.

    In short, we got a badly posed jaggy piece of shit from someone who's gonna use the nooby excuse to get out of harsh criticism

    Edited:



    Yeah, already a pretty bad mistake.
    actually he's limping. so there's my excuse.
    and i blurred the image.
    also made it slightly black and white.
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  10. Post #10
    Lebowski's Avatar
    December 2009
    10,374 Posts
    ok then your skins look like homosexual pedophiles and need work on the physics and work on the textures.

    Edited:



    actually he's limping. so there's my excuse.
    and i blurred the image.
    also made it slightly black and white.
    Hahaha; guys, guys


    guys




    bro


    guys




    guys bro

    guys

    How long do you give him before he gets banned for being this stupid?

    Also my skin is fine. The physics allow for optimum pose-ability. The textures are fine, if not plain. And a homosexual pedophile obviously wouldn't have this much style (he also apparently doesn't have the bodygroup changer tool to change the look)
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  11. Post #11
    Better Than Jacknife
    Minimole's Avatar
    December 2009
    9,164 Posts
    That man Is wearing no clothes

  12. Post #12
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    May 2009
    7,530 Posts
    ok then your skins look like homosexual pedophiles and need work on the physics and work on the textures.

    Edited:



    actually he's limping. so there's my excuse.
    and i blurred the image.
    also made it slightly black and white.


    Are you fucking serious?

    So let me get this straight, he gives you good criticism, points out you're being a fucking idiot for refuting it (not to mention everyone else is telling you this too), so you're making fun of something he does really well? (And you're mocking him for something he doesn't even do, he does skinning, not modeling)

    And I have no idea who the hell would limp like that. It like defeats the purpose, he'd fall over and hurt himself even more. And yeah, your edit is so shit no one can even notice it. Good job bro.

    Get out, you can't take the heat so you shouldn't be in the kitchen.
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  13. Post #13
    Ask me about my Marvel/DC fetish
    Dennab
    May 2010
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    ok then your skins look like homosexual pedophiles and need work on the physics and work on the textures.

    Edited:



    actually he's limping. so there's my excuse.
    and i blurred the image.
    also made it slightly black and white.
    Trust me, you better not continue, or else you're gonna get a large ammount of flame-filled C & C about your pose and attitude RAMMED up your ass.

    Seriously, dont.
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  14. Post #14
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    November 2008
    4,250 Posts
    Hey idiot, don't feed the troll...
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  15. Post #15
    F T
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    Dennab
    December 2008
    9,175 Posts
    Hahaha; guys, guys


    guys




    bro


    guys




    guys bro

    guys

    How long do you give him before he gets banned for being this stupid?
    1 second.
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  16. Post #16
    Lebowski's Avatar
    December 2009
    10,374 Posts
    Hey idiot, don't feed the troll...
    There's a difference between a troll and an idiot.

    It's obvious the guy is an idiot.
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  17. Post #17
    Ask me about my Marvel/DC fetish
    Dennab
    May 2010
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    There's a difference between a troll and an idiot.

    It's obvious the guy is an idiot.
    A large one.
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  18. Post #18
    Kiss me, I'm Irish
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    September 2006
    9,176 Posts
    ok then your skins look like homosexual pedophiles and need work on the physics and work on the textures.

    Edited:



    actually he's limping. so there's my excuse.
    and i blurred the image.
    also made it slightly black and white.
    haha oh wow

    your in no position to give anyone criticism so keep your stupid childish mouth shut and listen to people's criticism, but you probably won't because your a kid who thinks he's better than everyone else

    not a good excuse either.

    now get back to gmod, turn up ur AA, get better angles for camera, practice posing more and learn to use photoshop instead of taking a shit and posting a thread for it like you just did.
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  19. Post #19
    Better Than Jacknife
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    December 2009
    9,164 Posts
    seriously that mans dong fell off from frost bite
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  20. Post #20
    Lebowski's Avatar
    December 2009
    10,374 Posts
    Also, I found your "homosexual pedophile" funny, because it's obvious you'd only get any from homosexual pedophiles, seeing as how no woman could possibly touch you, unless they were just as stupid.

    You wish you could have a piece of this cake.

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  21. Post #21
    Kiss me, I'm Irish
    Fort83's Avatar
    September 2006
    9,176 Posts
    mmm cake cut me a slice please
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  22. Post #22
    King Shit of Turd Mountain
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    July 2009
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    Ooooooh baby...

  23. Post #23
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    January 2008
    9,279 Posts
    ok then your skins look like homosexual pedophiles and need work on the physics and work on the textures.


    and while were at it.

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  24. Post #24
    Ask me about my Marvel/DC fetish
    Dennab
    May 2010
    18,747 Posts
    Ooooooh baby...
    A Deer.

    A Female Deer.

  25. Post #25
    King Shit of Turd Mountain
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    July 2009
    9,061 Posts
    and a truck
    a 4x4 truck

  26. Post #26
    Ask me about my Marvel/DC fetish
    Dennab
    May 2010
    18,747 Posts
    and a truck
    a 4x4 truck
    And a Nukem.

    A Duke Nukem.

  27. Post #27
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    December 2008
    2,239 Posts
    ok then your skins look like homosexual pedophiles and need work on the physics and work on the textures.
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  28. Post #28
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    May 2009
    4,572 Posts
    This thread has had more posts in the last fifteen minutes then the screenshot section in the last hour.

  29. Post #29
    Lebowski's Avatar
    December 2009
    10,374 Posts
    This thread has had more posts in the last fifteen minutes then the screenshot section in the last hour.
    We had our way with this thread.

    Want sloppy seconds?

  30. Post #30
    Kiss me, I'm Irish
    Fort83's Avatar
    September 2006
    9,176 Posts
    alright everyone shows over nothing to see here. Move along please, this guy just wants attention. No more posts. after mine :D

  31. Post #31
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    May 2009
    4,572 Posts
    We had our way with this thread.

    Want sloppy seconds?
    God no. I know my pictures aren't anything special haha

  32. Post #32
    King Shit of Turd Mountain
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    July 2009
    9,061 Posts
    and then OP was never seen again...

  33. Post #33
    TheRusskinguy's Avatar
    October 2010
    102 Posts


    Are you fucking serious?

    So let me get this straight, he gives you good criticism, points out you're being a fucking idiot for refuting it (not to mention everyone else is telling you this too), so you're making fun of something he does really well? (And you're mocking him for something he doesn't even do, he does skinning, not modeling)

    And I have no idea who the hell would limp like that. It like defeats the purpose, he'd fall over and hurt himself even more. And yeah, your edit is so shit no one can even notice it. Good job bro.

    Get out, you can't take the heat so you shouldn't be in the kitchen.
    im doing what he's doing expressing my opinion is that so wrong? what is this russia 1963?

  34. Post #34
    King Shit of Turd Mountain
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    July 2009
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    If I can express my true feelings then does this mean I get to call everyone a cock sucker?
    No?
    :smith:

  35. Post #35
    Kiss me, I'm Irish
    Fort83's Avatar
    September 2006
    9,176 Posts
    well im new to this so say what you will, you'll just look a like the asshole
    that's not expressing an opinion

    ok then your skins look like homosexual pedophiles and need work on the physics and work on the textures.

    Edited:



    actually he's limping. so there's my excuse.
    and i blurred the image.
    also made it slightly black and white.

    and neither is that..

    shall i go on or should i get my dictionary to tell you what an opinion means.
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  36. Post #36
    TheRusskinguy's Avatar
    October 2010
    102 Posts
    If I can express my true feelings then does this mean I get to call everyone a cock sucker?
    No?
    :smith:
    i do. so yeah

  37. Post #37
    Lebowski's Avatar
    December 2009
    10,374 Posts
    im doing what he's doing expressing my opinion is that so wrong? what is this russia 1963?
    It's so wrong because your opinion is wrong. Due to the fact that the opposite of what you say is blatantly obvious to anyone with half a brain.

    Your "opinion" is based on the fact that you're really butthurt that your first shitty picture got called a shitty picture.

    Hint: If someone is new to posing and editing, and their shit is shit, their shit is gonna get called shit, and if they act like shit because they feel like defending their shit, then they get shat on.

    You better stop shitting me bro.
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  38. Post #38
    Moose's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,093 Posts
    i dont get it is that clot holding a dildo or what

  39. Post #39
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    May 2009
    7,530 Posts
    im doing what he's doing expressing my opinion is that so wrong? what is this russia 1963?
    Except your "opinion" is obviously meant to be a responsive insult since he said your picture sucked.

    If you said something like "I don't really like his skins personally", that'd sound more like an opinion. Saying "Your models look like homosexual pedophiles" doesn't really sound like a legit opinion.

  40. Post #40
    Kiss me, I'm Irish
    Fort83's Avatar
    September 2006
    9,176 Posts
    i do. so yeah
    good luck in life then, please come express your 'Opinion" to me in real life, I'll express my left and right opinion in your face a few times
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