1. Post #7321
    1 Dollar
    Bonzai11's Avatar
    June 2005
    1,896 Posts
    Haven't you heard? The worlds gonna end, I will have the last porn, ON EARTH!
    *evil laugh*

    In all honesty I rarely use it, even though it has shit load of porn on it, the internets has moar.
    The world will end and the only system you will find will be an old Windows ME system. The second you plug in your drive it attempts to find a driver and blue-screens. Then after a year of tinkering with the standard usb drivers you finally get it to recognize the flash drive only to find out the system is missing libraries that are necessary for decryption.

    I would print it out frame by frame and make moving picture books if you are looking forward to an end of the world scenario.
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  2. Post #7322
    DarkPrince946's Avatar
    April 2012
    122 Posts
    It was a fun project of mine :L
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  3. Post #7323
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneckā„¢
    Dr. Deeps's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,205 Posts
    It was a fun project of mine :L
    And a dumb one at that.
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  4. Post #7324
    DarkPrince946's Avatar
    April 2012
    122 Posts
    And a dumb one at that.
    Pointless, yes.
    Dumb, not so much.
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  5. Post #7325
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
    14,789 Posts
    no it's pretty dumb
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  6. Post #7326
    DarkPrince946's Avatar
    April 2012
    122 Posts
    Just as a quick fact.
    Did you dumb really means "Unable to speak, most typically because of congenital deafness."?

    Edited:

    What, I thought that was pretty intersting.
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  7. Post #7327
    Resident Raccoon
    kaze4159's Avatar
    January 2008
    8,858 Posts
    Quite a few places.

    I'm also seeing April 29th as a common date, though, which worries me.
    I hope it's on the 29th
    That would make a great birthday present c:
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  8. Post #7328
    DarkPrince946's Avatar
    April 2012
    122 Posts
    Regardless, it was something I did when I was bored.
    Also I wish people, especially lurkers would stop rating posts dumb, and not at least leaving a reply to state their opinion, just a thought.

    Edited:

    I hope it's on the 29th
    That would make a great birthday present c:
    Debatable.
    A 680 would make a even GREATER present :P.

    Also inconspicous, hows pac man/ DK going.
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  9. Post #7329
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
    wingless's Avatar
    August 2008
    14,656 Posts
    Except I am...
    You suck at diets.
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  10. Post #7330
    Resident Raccoon
    kaze4159's Avatar
    January 2008
    8,858 Posts
    Debatable.
    A 680 would make a even GREATER present :P.
    I'm on a GTX 480 and a 6 year old Core 2 Quad, Ivy Bridge would probably be a better upgrade
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  11. Post #7331
    DarkPrince946's Avatar
    April 2012
    122 Posts
    I'm on a GTX 480 and a 6 year old Core 2 Quad, Ivy Bridge would probably be a better upgrade
    Sell the 480&680, buy a new system, excluding the case and hdd(or not).
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  12. Post #7332
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneckā„¢
    Dr. Deeps's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,205 Posts
    You suck at diets.
    It was one fucking meal. I literally had 300 calories besides this meal and I'm hitting the gym tomorrow morning anyways. Honestly, fuck off.
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  13. Post #7333
    :smugspike:'s Avatar
    December 2009
    1,345 Posts
    only kind of porn you need to encrypt is child porn
    I was going to say this.

    Dark what are you hiding. :ohdear:

    Edited:

    It was one fucking meal. I literally had 300 calories besides this meal and I'm hitting the gym tomorrow morning anyways. Honestly, fuck off.
    You mean you're hitting the gym bathroom because you don't want to risk damaging your toilet?
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  14. Post #7334
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
    lavacano's Avatar
    October 2008
    14,484 Posts
    ...fuck.

    I jammed my desk's keyboard tray and it won't roll out. Typing's a bitch.

    Edited:

    oh hey got it out
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  15. Post #7335
    kill yourself
    Protocol7's Avatar
    June 2006
    25,820 Posts
    wtf

    I have my laptop and my desktop both plugged into the same router

    My desktop can navigate into \\laptop\c$ but my laptop can't navigate into \\desktop at all, even though I can ping \\desktop

    piece of shit windows networks
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  16. Post #7336
    Project Lead, Internet Explorer for Linux
    lavacano's Avatar
    October 2008
    14,484 Posts
    wtf

    I have my laptop and my desktop both plugged into the same router

    My desktop can navigate into \\laptop\c$ but my laptop can't navigate into \\desktop at all, even though I can ping \\desktop

    piece of shit windows networks
    this is why I stopped bothering with smb and started installing FTP servers on my Windows machines
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  17. Post #7337
    kill yourself
    Protocol7's Avatar
    June 2006
    25,820 Posts
    this is why I stopped bothering with smb and started installing FTP servers on my Windows machines
    i was using a crossover cable to transfer game files before and neither PC would connect suddenly so I guess one of them took a shit
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  18. Post #7338
    Resident Raccoon
    kaze4159's Avatar
    January 2008
    8,858 Posts
    Sell the 480&680, buy a new system, excluding the case and hdd(or not).
    If I sold the 680 as well I'd be left without a graphics card
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  19. Post #7339
    DarkPrince946's Avatar
    April 2012
    122 Posts
    If I sold the 680 as well I'd be left without a graphics card
    You would end up with arround $700
    Enough for a awesome new system without a hdd, case, psu, os ect.
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  20. Post #7340
    Resident Raccoon
    kaze4159's Avatar
    January 2008
    8,858 Posts
    Also, holy shit this $20 sound card makes everything sound awesome

    Edited:

    For some reason though Foobar's Volume control does nothing now
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  21. Post #7341
    kill yourself
    Protocol7's Avatar
    June 2006
    25,820 Posts
    holy motherfuck

    I know I brag about my laptop a lot but it can run BF3 on medium-high settings. a $360 laptop! that runs BF3!

    my coworkers are gonna be in for a treat tomorrow
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  22. Post #7342
    PLUNGER BUTT
    TonyTheBean's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,666 Posts
    Kinda late on this, but...
    If they are unused for 2 minutes, they re-encrypt and re-lock as well.
    does this mean that your expected to come in 2 minutes?
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  23. Post #7343
    Hi.
    reevezy67's Avatar
    July 2011
    4,292 Posts
    Bf3 is very well optimized. Surprising seeing as how fast they pushed it out.
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  24. Post #7344
    Wait... so if I write anything here, it's going to show up under my name?
    B!N4RY's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,188 Posts


    Gimme some ideas on how to blow this reward certificate
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  25. Post #7345
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
    wingless's Avatar
    August 2008
    14,656 Posts


    Gimme some ideas on how to blow this reward certificate
    Buy a jacket.
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  26. Post #7346
    Resident Raccoon
    kaze4159's Avatar
    January 2008
    8,858 Posts
    Gimme some ideas on how to blow this reward certificate
    With your mouth
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  27. Post #7347
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
    wingless's Avatar
    August 2008
    14,656 Posts
    With your mouth
    I nearly spat my ice tea on my keyboard.
    Fuck you.
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  28. Post #7348
    Gold Member
    agentgamma's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,161 Posts
    I nearly spat my ice tea on my keyboard.
    Fuck you.
    Real men drink real tea.
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  29. Post #7349
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
    wingless's Avatar
    August 2008
    14,656 Posts
    Real men drink real tea.
    Good for them.
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  30. Post #7350
    Gold Member
    SataniX's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,635 Posts
    holy motherfuck

    I know I brag about my laptop a lot but it can run BF3 on medium-high settings. a $360 laptop! that runs BF3!

    my coworkers are gonna be in for a treat tomorrow
    What laptop was it exactly? I'm in the market for one and that sound somewhat ideal.
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  31. Post #7351
    Gold Member
    Dorkslayz's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,666 Posts
    Have another Humble indie bundle 3 code, I dont need/want them.

    PFLQ8-XLHL2-GRA5Y
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  32. Post #7352
    Dennab
    February 2012
    2,299 Posts
    Also inconspicous, hows pac man/ DK going.
    I fucking suck at both and refuse to play him, because he'd video me failing and stuff it on the vintage computer forums.

    I have £150 sitting in a bond which I can cash, that will help go towards the card. Also I might have an internship in a few weeks.

    Edited:

    Also, holy shit this $20 sound card makes everything sound awesome

    Edited:

    For some reason though Foobar's Volume control does nothing now
    My asus xonar had this problem. I think I switched from spdif output to aux and it started behaving.
    £50 sound card, makes my old Audigy 4 sound like a zx spectrum.
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  33. Post #7353
    Wait... so if I write anything here, it's going to show up under my name?
    B!N4RY's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,188 Posts
    Real men drink real tea.
    Teas are for pussies.
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  34. Post #7354
    Dennab
    February 2012
    2,299 Posts
    Teas are for pussies.
    Coffee is revolting.
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  35. Post #7355
    Allstone's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,692 Posts
    http://www.anandtech.com/show/5723/d...ssd-330-series
    Oh hey, $89 for an Intel SSD. That's pretty neat.
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  36. Post #7356
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
    wingless's Avatar
    August 2008
    14,656 Posts
    Oh my fucking god.
    My friend is a moron, and a goddamn content mine.
    He's the same guy who spent $1k on a machine with a fucking entry level i3.
    He's wondering why DXtory is butchering his video, so I asked if he was scaling or clipping, he said scaling to 720p. he runs his 1920x1200 monitor on 1920x1080 on his desktop and 1680x1050 in games.
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  37. Post #7357
    Gold Member
    SataniX's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,635 Posts
    Oh my fucking god.
    My friend is a moron, and a goddamn content mine.
    He's the same guy who spent $1k on a machine with a fucking entry level i3.
    He's wondering why DXtory is butchering his video, so I asked if he was scaling or clipping, he said scaling to 720p. he runs his 1920x1200 monitor on 1920x1080 on his desktop and 1680x1050 in games.
    How do you even buy an i3 with $1k.
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  38. Post #7358
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
    wingless's Avatar
    August 2008
    14,656 Posts
    How do you even buy an i3 with $1k.
    i3 2120
    GTX 550 Ti
    8GB DDR3 1333
    1TB hard drive
    how the fuck does that cost $1k?
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  39. Post #7359
    Because prebuilt I am guessing?
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  40. Post #7360
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
    wingless's Avatar
    August 2008
    14,656 Posts
    Because prebuilt I am guessing?
    Nope. that's the scary part.
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