r u mocking me?
okay lol, good to hear I guess xD :)
How's it going?
Hope I wasn't too harsh on you back then
Don't know why I turn so unnecessarily offensive sometimes
Have a nice one, man :)
I was only 16 years old. I loved pilot so much, I had all the merchandise. I pray to pilot every night before bed. Pilot is love, I say, Pilot is life. My dad hears me and calls me a FGT. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to pilot. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed. it's really cold. I feel a warmth moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's pilot. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful facepunch hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my buttcheeks for pilot. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please pilot. He roars his mighty Gmod roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Pilot looks him in the eye and says "It's all ogre now", Pilot leaves through my window. Pilot is Love, pilot is Life.
god damn sheep molester
u didnt add me ;-;
add me back on steam babe
Welcome to gold.