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Former chat threads Welcome to GD! Believe it or not there's a slightly higher standard for posts here (really!), so try to make constructive posts or at least keep things relevant to the thread. You don't want to be a Fast Threader do you??? Don't...

1st April 2012
by Hexxeh Go to last post
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My Vietnam trip report and photodump. Lots of weird frogs and butterflies and all sorts of STUFF This thread has images

HELLO. I'm back from VIETNAM. I was there for about a month as part of a biology study abroad trip, and it was pretty much the coolest shit ever. I took around 3000 pictures during the trip, but I've picked out some to share with you guys. We traveled...

postal 11 reading
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by hunterNormandy Go to last post
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Facepunch Arthropod Thread This thread has images

Welcome! This is the place for the discussion of arthropods. Wait, what's that? "What's an arthropod" you say? Well, here!

Zillamaster55 1 reading
3 Hours Ago
by RobbL Go to last post
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Candy Japan appreciation thread This thread has images

I looked for an existing CandyJapan thread after subscribing to see what others thought of the club but couldn't see one, i just received my first package so decided to create one. If its a popular topic i will improve the op. What is CandyJapan is a...

waylander 2 reading
7 Hours Ago
by D3TBS Go to last post
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An interesting blog article from a Euro-Slav about Russia

Many people in Silicon Valley inquired over the years why I was not coming back to Russia often (I visited once in two decades) or why Im not spending much time helping Russian startups. I usually answered these questions in generalities while keeping my...

Itsjustguy 1 reading
16 Hours Ago
by mdeceiver79 Go to last post
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Finding an old friend

Hello, I saw a thread on here a few weeks ago where someone asked GD to help them find an old friend. Well, I just recovered my old YouTube accounts after doing some "copyright school" thing and I found videos from 2006 with someone I used to play...

FlutterRaeg 2 reading
14 Hours Ago
by FlutterRaeg Go to last post
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Improve Soundcloud? This thread has images

Soundcloud embeds are using the old flash embed and don't seem to work for me. Why not update Facepunch to the new HTML5 embeds? They don't use flash which means they'll work on mobile devices too! I think they're also lighter on the browser. Code:...

4 Hours Ago
by Teddybeer Go to last post
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Being a computer sales associate is Slowly Turning me into a Bigot ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

I don't know why, but i feel the need to share this. After working for 2 months as a computer sales associate that is paid commission only, I feel as if its turning me into a bigot. Maybe because the customers are so rude and that the same stereotypes...

toastedjam 1 reading
3 Hours Ago
by Demache Go to last post
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Making Money

I currently work in a decent job earning around $35,000 a year, but i hate it. I want a new job or profession or to start something of my own! how do i get to the point where this is possible? Maybe a small business or something? Looking for idea's,...

jc90 2 reading
5 Hours Ago
by Rofl_copter Go to last post
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Something Awful Emoticons on Facepunch! ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

Hey guys, guess what? It's an update! Remember back in the days when we still had all our favorite Something Awful emoticons? Those were the days. I don't know about you, but reading a news thread about the United States just isn't the same without...

supersnail11 1 reading
10 Hours Ago
by RedStar Go to last post
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I'm running a virtual reality meetup and Oculus Rift try-out event in London next weekend (on the 26th of July)

I am running a virtual reality meetup and try-out event next weekend at the Meltdown gaming and e-sports bar in North London next weekend (Saturday, 26th of July 2014) and was wondering if any Facepunchers wanted to come along, it's over 18's only I'm...

1 Day Ago
by Laserbeams Go to last post
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Facepunch Hidden Forum Restorer

Hey you! I made a script to bring back some (currently singular) hidden forums. This requires Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey to be installed. Currently it only restores the SFM section, but it's 4 A.M. so I'll add more tomorrow. Link to script If...

9 Hours Ago
by WitheredGryphon Go to last post
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FCC's deadline for the Net Neutrality decision in less than 20 minutes This thread has images

Well, Net Neutrality will be decided at 12 a.m. EST, so less than 20 minutes, as of now. What are your predictions?

10 Hours Ago
by Sableye Go to last post
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Fast Threads Getting Shit Up By Porn Threads Too Far? ( 2 3 Last )

I understand recently a decision was made saying porn threads were allowed, but people have seem to taken that as an excuse to spam fast threads with weird and specific porn threads. Honestly wouldn't it be better if there was some limit on those kinds of...

8 Minutes Ago
by Splash Attack Go to last post
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How do I defend myself from a rottweiler? ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

About six years ago while I delivered newspapers, I came across this psycho bitch who said I damaged her neighbour's car with my bike and she ordered me to go inside so she can call the cops on me (it didn't happen, it was raining that day and I barely...

Recurracy 2 reading
12 Hours Ago
by flamehead5 Go to last post
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fcpn.ch link shortener -so you look more ~cool when you share facepunch posts This thread has images

What fcpn.ch is a link shortener for facepunch: You give it a link and it will make it shorter Why Because this is some russian type style bullshit

2 Hours Ago
by DrTaxi Go to last post
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Nuclear Technology Development and Discussion ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

So I spent 2 hours typing text for an OP only for it to get lost when I try previewing my post. I'll keep it short this time, and rewrite the OP later. I am starting college in the fall to become a Nuclear Engineer. I am currently attending a summer...

6 Hours Ago
by Terminutter Go to last post
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Where can I find the Batman: Arkham Asylum "The Road to Arkham" comic? This thread has images

As the title says, I'm looking for the The Road to Arkham comic. I can't find it anywhere on digital stores and just the internet in general. This is the cover of the comic

1 Day Ago
by TheRealRudy Go to last post
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MMORPG is doing a giveaway for Archeage keys, get yours now! This thread has images

There are about 4000 keys left, they're going out really fast. There was a thread not long ago and a lot of people wanted to play, so this is your chance now. I can't add anything else other than that It's a fucking amazing game, so don't waste your...

5 Days Ago
by MR-X Go to last post
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Winner x 47

Facepunch Radar - Find sexy and lonely facepunchers near you!! ( 2 3 4 5 .. 23 24 25 26 Last ) This thread has images

Following the events of this thread, i introduce to you: Facepunch Rader! A public map in which everyone can place their own marker so you may eventually find out that this annoying facepuncher is living just a few miles away! Few things about the map:...

darth-veger 1 reading
3 Hours Ago
by l33tkill Go to last post
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Facepunch Editor-Fixer This thread has images

Because all of life's problems can be solved using Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey userscripts. What is it? This userscript is an attempt at fixing the Facepunch Editor after it fails to load the content of your post due to some unicode hiding somewhere in...

3 Days Ago
by isnipeu Go to last post
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Editing Posts

I've only been on this forum for around a day but I like what I see so far :D. I do have one suggestion however, for the love of god please make it so you can see what you typed when you edit your message. I find it very frustrating having to type the...

2 Days Ago
by fritzel Go to last post
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Walter White is my new name This thread has images

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmhVRQuEoPg I'm 23 years old and I play tennis and videogames. Half a year ago I was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, uncurable sickness. It attacks nerves and they slowly start to turn off over the years. I already...

Greendead 1 reading
12 Hours Ago
by mugi Go to last post
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Shepard Tees: Still got yours? This thread has images

I was digging through my laundry bin and came across this: It's still one of my favorite shirts to date, mainly because of how unique it is. The logo isn't some baked on sticky decal, it's actually inked in but obviously faded away now. Are there...

4 Days Ago
by for no reason Go to last post
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More Formatting/BB Code Tools for Posting on Facepunch

All though this may seem a little bit more like useless bickering, I was wondering what exactly is preventing Facepunch from having better post formatting tools, akin to other forums/boards on a similar webkit. I am not sure on the exact date, but...

4 Days Ago
by JoeSkylynx Go to last post
21 1,643
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Facepunch Avatar Rules Are Too Lenient (and it's being dealt with- page 4) ( 2 3 4 5 .. 29 30 31 32 Last ) This thread has images

I would bring this up in Ask Us About The Forums if there was still one but unfortunately it was removed so forum questions/concerns like these can get their own thread. There are no written avatars rules but it is generally known that nsfw shit isn't...

ROFLBURGER 1 reading
1 Week Ago
by Rusty100 Go to last post
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YouTube; "Valve" copyright claim? This thread has images

So I just got this: http://i.imgur.com/RmCiNuq.png But then again there's this: http://i.imgur.com/ZvPNbQ8.png So basically, I got a copyright claim for using a track from Half-Life 2; however, Valve says they're ok with this; HOWEVER, it says...

4 Days Ago
by Talvy Go to last post
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6 Days Ago
by redBadger Go to last post
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G-Fest XXI! This thread has images

G-Fest XXI What is G-Fest? G-Fest is a gathering of Kaiju fans from around the globe. Godzilla, Gamera, Ultraman, you name it! For the past 20 years, dedicated fans of Godzilla have come together in Rosemont, Illinois to celebrate the King of the...

1 Week Ago
by Zillamaster55 Go to last post
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The forums just changed ( 2 3 4 Last ) This thread has images

I just noticed that the GMF got shrunk, and that Garry added a new section called Game Dev Also Rust separated with the games section Someone hold me.

1 Week Ago
by FalconKrunch Go to last post
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That time of the year! How many of your tax dollars did you get back / do you owe to the tax office?

New financial year and all. I actually have to pay back $400 because I received taxable income from an allowance which in itself never exceeded the tax-free threshold, but nonetheless contributed to my total taxable income where earnings from work were...

5 Days Ago
by WastedJamacan Go to last post
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What is wrong with my dog? This thread has images

So, to start this off, I have a pet pekingese. Well, not actually mine, it was my gramps, he passed away, now since we were living in his house, we kept the damn thing. I hated it for a while. You can't pet it when it's near it's food dish, it will climb...

3 Days Ago
by Lord Xenoyia Go to last post
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Emotional Callusing?

My cat unexpectedly had a seizure and passed away yesterday. It was the strangest thing, he was about 7 or 8 years old (we got him from the animal shelter so we don't know for sure) and we got him back in April and he was happy and healthy, and then about...

1 Week Ago
by LVL FACTORY Go to last post
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What do you guys think of Israel? ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

I don't think I saw Facepunch users from Israel, so i've been wandering what you guys think of Israel? which map do you know about: This or this http://lib.cet.ac.il/storage/items/9600_9699/0000009612/pg67_m33_B_9612.jpg Also what have you...

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1 Day Ago
by Eva-1337 Go to last post
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Strange sounds in the wall This thread has images

For about a month now in the wall in my bedroom, there's noises from multiple locations in the wall, it sounds like guineapigs when they make that low pitched squeak. I know it's some kind of animal, it's kinda obvious because of the way it sounds, any...

4 Days Ago
by thewhitz Go to last post
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My first time carpooling, any tips? This thread has images

Hey there. This summer will be the first time I've organised a holiday all by myself and only for me, and my main mode of transport is carpooling. I was wondering if other people who have gotten around this way could share some do's and don'ts or any...

2 Days Ago
by italics560 Go to last post
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Could we have a cooking forum? This thread has images

We already have fitness, drugs, cars and outdoors so why not a food forum for us fat fucks that likes to jerk it to food pics.

1 Week Ago
by Secrios Go to last post
25 1,218
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Letters from my biggest fan This thread has images

A week ago today I went downstairs to find a hand-written letter had been posted for me. I normally only get boring bank statements so I was pretty intrigued, especially as know one I know has any reason to even bother writing to me in the first place. I...

6 Days Ago
by PancakeLord Go to last post
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Funny x 78

Did I just ruin my oven? ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

So... I decided to get some chinese take-away because I did not feel like cooking. The plastic food comes in these neat plastic boxes, and you are supposed to microwave them. Well, the icons on my oven/microwave combo kind of look alike, and I...

1 Week Ago
by Renzbo Go to last post
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Literary Discussion: Lets chat about books! ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

Couldn't find a thread about books, so I made this one. Anyways, chat about whatever you've read or what you want to read. If any of you got suggestions to make the OP more cool, let me now. Maybe a 'What to read/what to not read list'? I'm...

1 Day Ago
by fritzel Go to last post
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Bird Experts Needed: A baby sparrow fell onto my porch ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

So, just recently I found a baby sparrow that fell out of its nest on my porch. I tried getting it back to it's nest but the nest is surrounded by electrical wires that could kill me, so I took it inside and I put it on a blanket and fed it bread that i...

2 Weeks Ago
by Camper99 Go to last post
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