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Former chat threads Welcome to GD! Believe it or not there's a slightly higher standard for posts here (really!), so try to make constructive posts or at least keep things relevant to the thread. You don't want to be a Fast Threader do you??? Don't...

1st April 2012
by Hexxeh Go to last post
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Dead Users ( 2 3 4 Last ) This thread has images

Over the years, we've all met and interacted with hundreds, thousands, if not millions of users online. But you've got to remember that these are people, too. And people, well. They tend to die. I find it a great surreal experience to look at...

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by Manibogi Go to last post
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So, looks like Fireball20xl finally went kaput. This thread has images

EDIT And... I just found out why. I don't get shaken often. I'm not the kind to be at a loss for words, to be left utterly speechless and flabbergasted. I've long thought I've become too jaded for that and that I managed to bury any emotional...

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by Aw3s0m3n3ss Go to last post
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Someone is using my identity ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

Hey guys, the past couple of days have been really odd for me and I am really freaked out by the events that have transpired. Yesterday, I received a letter from the Public Transport Authority informing me that at a certain time during the day on the 18th...

1 Hour Ago
by codenamecueball Go to last post
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How to Win an Argument on Facepunch: A Handy Guide by Noss™ ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

How to Win an Argument on Facepunch: A Handy Guide by Noss™ Forward: At some point browsing Facepunch, you're inevitably going to be involved with a pointless argument that will derail the thread and spill in to page 13, eventually ending in an...

1 Hour Ago
by LennyPenny Go to last post
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My Vietnam trip report and photodump. Lots of weird frogs and butterflies and all sorts of STUFF ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

HELLO. I'm back from VIETNAM. I was there for about a month as part of a biology study abroad trip, and it was pretty much the coolest shit ever. I took around 3000 pictures during the trip, but I've picked out some to share with you guys. We traveled...

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9 Hours Ago
by Recurracy Go to last post
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Facepunch Arthropod Thread ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

Welcome! This is the place for the discussion of arthropods. Wait, what's that? "What's an arthropod" you say? Well, here!

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29 Minutes Ago
by pansarkurt Go to last post
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Candy Japan appreciation thread This thread has images

I looked for an existing CandyJapan thread after subscribing to see what others thought of the club but couldn't see one, i just received my first package so decided to create one. If its a popular topic i will improve the op. What is CandyJapan is a...

4 Hours Ago
by RustledJimmys Go to last post
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An interesting blog article from a Euro-Slav about Russia

Many people in Silicon Valley inquired over the years why I was not coming back to Russia often (I visited once in two decades) or why I’m not spending much time helping Russian startups. I usually answered these questions in generalities while keeping my...

1 Hour Ago
by Matthew0505 Go to last post
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Finding an old friend

Hello, I saw a thread on here a few weeks ago where someone asked GD to help them find an old friend. Well, I just recovered my old YouTube accounts after doing some "copyright school" thing and I found videos from 2006 with someone I used to play...

6 Days Ago
by FlutterRaeg Go to last post
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Improve Soundcloud? This thread has images

Soundcloud embeds are using the old flash embed and don't seem to work for me. Why not update Facepunch to the new HTML5 embeds? They don't use flash which means they'll work on mobile devices too! I think they're also lighter on the browser. Code:...

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by isnipeu Go to last post
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Being a computer sales associate is Slowly Turning me into a Bigot ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

I don't know why, but i feel the need to share this. After working for 2 months as a computer sales associate that is paid commission only, I feel as if its turning me into a bigot. Maybe because the customers are so rude and that the same stereotypes...

6 Hours Ago
by Coyoteze Go to last post
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Making Money ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

I currently work in a decent job earning around $35,000 a year, but i hate it. I want a new job or profession or to start something of my own! how do i get to the point where this is possible? Maybe a small business or something? Looking for idea's,...

12 Hours Ago
by FlashMarsh Go to last post
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Something Awful Emoticons on Facepunch! ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

Hey guys, guess what? It's an update! Remember back in the days when we still had all our favorite Something Awful emoticons? Those were the days. I don't know about you, but reading a news thread about the United States just isn't the same without...

2 Hours Ago
by RobbL Go to last post
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I'm running a virtual reality meetup and Oculus Rift try-out event in London next weekend (on the 26th of July)

I am running a virtual reality meetup and try-out event next weekend at the Meltdown gaming and e-sports bar in North London next weekend (Saturday, 26th of July 2014) and was wondering if any Facepunchers wanted to come along, it's over 18's only I'm...

5 Days Ago
by Cabbage Go to last post
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Facepunch Hidden Forum Restorer

Hey you! I made a script to bring back some (currently singular) hidden forums. This requires Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey to be installed. Currently it only restores the SFM section, but it's 4 A.M. so I'll add more tomorrow. Link to script If...

20 Hours Ago
by no1dead Go to last post
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FCC's deadline for the Net Neutrality decision in less than 20 minutes This thread has images

Well, Net Neutrality will be decided at 12 a.m. EST, so less than 20 minutes, as of now. What are your predictions?

1 Day Ago
by Fourier Go to last post
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Fast Threads Getting Shit Up By Porn Threads Too Far? ( 2 3 Last )

I understand recently a decision was made saying porn threads were allowed, but people have seem to taken that as an excuse to spam fast threads with weird and specific porn threads. Honestly wouldn't it be better if there was some limit on those kinds of...

3 Days Ago
by eurocracy Go to last post
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How do I defend myself from a rottweiler? ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

About six years ago while I delivered newspapers, I came across this psycho bitch who said I damaged her neighbour's car with my bike and she ordered me to go inside so she can call the cops on me (it didn't happen, it was raining that day and I barely...

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23 Hours Ago
by Chubbs Go to last post
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fcpn.ch link shortener -so you look more ~cool when you share facepunch posts This thread has images

What fcpn.ch is a link shortener for facepunch: You give it a link and it will make it shorter Why Because this is some russian type style bullshit

5 Days Ago
by deadeye536 Go to last post
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Nuclear Technology Development and Discussion ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

So I spent 2 hours typing text for an OP only for it to get lost when I try previewing my post. I'll keep it short this time, and rewrite the OP later. I am starting college in the fall to become a Nuclear Engineer. I am currently attending a summer...

9 Hours Ago
by fox '09 Go to last post
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Where can I find the Batman: Arkham Asylum "The Road to Arkham" comic? This thread has images

As the title says, I'm looking for the The Road to Arkham comic. I can't find it anywhere on digital stores and just the internet in general. This is the cover of the comic

6 Days Ago
by TheRealRudy Go to last post
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Facepunch Radar - Find sexy and lonely facepunchers near you!! ( 2 3 4 5 .. 23 24 25 26 Last ) This thread has images

Following the events of this thread, i introduce to you: Facepunch Rader! A public map in which everyone can place their own marker so you may eventually find out that this annoying facepuncher is living just a few miles away! Few things about the map:...

19 Hours Ago
by Sansa Stark Go to last post
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Facepunch Editor-Fixer This thread has images

Because all of life's problems can be solved using Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey userscripts. What is it? This userscript is an attempt at fixing the Facepunch Editor after it fails to load the content of your post due to some unicode hiding somewhere in...

1 Week Ago
by isnipeu Go to last post
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Editing Posts

I've only been on this forum for around a day but I like what I see so far :D. I do have one suggestion however, for the love of god please make it so you can see what you typed when you edit your message. I find it very frustrating having to type the...

1 Week Ago
by fritzel Go to last post
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Walter White is my new name This thread has images

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmhVRQuEoPg I'm 23 years old and I play tennis and videogames. Half a year ago I was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, uncurable sickness. It attacks nerves and they slowly start to turn off over the years. I already...

2 Days Ago
by Lurklet Go to last post
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Shepard Tees: Still got yours? This thread has images

I was digging through my laundry bin and came across this: It's still one of my favorite shirts to date, mainly because of how unique it is. The logo isn't some baked on sticky decal, it's actually inked in but obviously faded away now. Are there...

1 Week Ago
by for no reason Go to last post
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More Formatting/BB Code Tools for Posting on Facepunch

All though this may seem a little bit more like useless bickering, I was wondering what exactly is preventing Facepunch from having better post formatting tools, akin to other forums/boards on a similar webkit. I am not sure on the exact date, but...

1 Week Ago
by JoeSkylynx Go to last post
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Facepunch Avatar Rules Are Too Lenient (and it's being dealt with- page 4) ( 2 3 4 5 .. 29 30 31 32 Last ) This thread has images

I would bring this up in Ask Us About The Forums if there was still one but unfortunately it was removed so forum questions/concerns like these can get their own thread. There are no written avatars rules but it is generally known that nsfw shit isn't...

2 Weeks Ago
by Rusty100 Go to last post
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YouTube; "Valve" copyright claim? This thread has images

So I just got this: http://i.imgur.com/RmCiNuq.png But then again there's this: http://i.imgur.com/ZvPNbQ8.png So basically, I got a copyright claim for using a track from Half-Life 2; however, Valve says they're ok with this; HOWEVER, it says...

3 Days Ago
by WastedJamacan Go to last post
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1 Week Ago
by redBadger Go to last post
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G-Fest XXI! This thread has images

G-Fest XXI What is G-Fest? G-Fest is a gathering of Kaiju fans from around the globe. Godzilla, Gamera, Ultraman, you name it! For the past 20 years, dedicated fans of Godzilla have come together in Rosemont, Illinois to celebrate the King of the...

2 Weeks Ago
by Zillamaster55 Go to last post
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The forums just changed ( 2 3 4 Last ) This thread has images

I just noticed that the GMF got shrunk, and that Garry added a new section called Game Dev Also Rust separated with the games section Someone hold me.

2 Weeks Ago
by FalconKrunch Go to last post
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That time of the year! How many of your tax dollars did you get back / do you owe to the tax office?

New financial year and all. I actually have to pay back $400 because I received taxable income from an allowance which in itself never exceeded the tax-free threshold, but nonetheless contributed to my total taxable income where earnings from work were...

1 Week Ago
by WastedJamacan Go to last post
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What is wrong with my dog? This thread has images

So, to start this off, I have a pet pekingese. Well, not actually mine, it was my gramps, he passed away, now since we were living in his house, we kept the damn thing. I hated it for a while. You can't pet it when it's near it's food dish, it will climb...

1 Week Ago
by Lord Xenoyia Go to last post
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Emotional Callusing?

My cat unexpectedly had a seizure and passed away yesterday. It was the strangest thing, he was about 7 or 8 years old (we got him from the animal shelter so we don't know for sure) and we got him back in April and he was happy and healthy, and then about...

1 Week Ago
by LVL FACTORY Go to last post
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What do you guys think of Israel? ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

I don't think I saw Facepunch users from Israel, so i've been wandering what you guys think of Israel? which map do you know about: This or this http://lib.cet.ac.il/storage/items/9600_9699/0000009612/pg67_m33_B_9612.jpg Also what have you...

5 Days Ago
by asellus Go to last post
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Strange sounds in the wall This thread has images

For about a month now in the wall in my bedroom, there's noises from multiple locations in the wall, it sounds like guineapigs when they make that low pitched squeak. I know it's some kind of animal, it's kinda obvious because of the way it sounds, any...

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5 Days Ago
by Sn0peK Go to last post
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My first time carpooling, any tips? This thread has images

Hey there. This summer will be the first time I've organised a holiday all by myself and only for me, and my main mode of transport is carpooling. I was wondering if other people who have gotten around this way could share some do's and don'ts or any...

8 Hours Ago
by NuclearJesus Go to last post
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Could we have a cooking forum? This thread has images

We already have fitness, drugs, cars and outdoors so why not a food forum for us fat fucks that likes to jerk it to food pics.

2 Weeks Ago
by Secrios Go to last post
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Letters from my biggest fan This thread has images

A week ago today I went downstairs to find a hand-written letter had been posted for me. I normally only get boring bank statements so I was pretty intrigued, especially as know one I know has any reason to even bother writing to me in the first place. I...

1 Week Ago
by PancakeLord Go to last post
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