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Former chat threads Welcome to GD! Believe it or not there's a slightly higher standard for posts here (really!), so try to make constructive posts or at least keep things relevant to the thread. You don't want to be a Fast Threader do you??? Don't...

1st April 2012
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im in a bit of a jam, need help

i jsut visited my grandparents for the last week up in washington. Lets get some information here straight before delving into the deets you know. Im just gonna say this right up front because it wouldnt make sense another way. i have a fear of pooping in...

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The Exotic Pet Thread V2: More Like Poison ASS Frogs This thread has images

While this thread is dedicated towards exotic pets, I still encourage discussion about common pets (like dogs) as well. Summary Reptiles are easily one of the most popular choices for an exotic pet nowadays and it's hard to go wrong with one of...

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Help My Family's Bakery! V4. "All Aboard the S.S. Amy's Baking Company" This thread has images

Hey FP! You may remember me from such threads as Help My Family's Bakery Versions 1-3. This is version 4. Meaning this is 4th time I am requesting your help and your power to make a difference once again for my family's bakery, Boosalis Baking. ...

6 Hours Ago
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Science
 

Lone Signal: Send your messages to exoplanets! This thread has images

http://www.lonesignal.com/ Currently, they are gathering messages to send to Gliese 526, 17 light years from Earth. Not going to lie, it's pretty cool, even if it means that people can sext space.

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by Viper104 Go to last post
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Terrifying Encounter ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

Me and some friends was having a barbecue. We decided to have it on my porch since it is pretty big. Now! As I came out with the plastic plates and some spices and sat them down on the table, I turned in the spirit of cooperation and world peace to...

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by Veniathan Go to last post
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Knowledge is Power

In light of recent events regarding the NSA surveillance programs including PRISM, citizens of the United States have been presented with a conundrum, "is added security worth the freedoms lost?". Before trying to answer this question, one must attain...

2 Days Ago
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Internet Tracking Habits Experiment This thread has images

Hi! About a month ago, I wondered just how much time I usually spend online, be it for browsing social media and entertainment websites, or actually doing legitimate work. I go on the internet quite a bit, and I felt that it might have been eating away...

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Is Spokane, WA a nice place to live? ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

I'm an Aussie who recently got back from the US, having done a semester exchange at ASU. I had a crazy time and fell in love with america, and would love to go back one day. I have the opportunity to do a placement in Spokane, WA as part of my degree as a...

8 Hours Ago
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Movies
 
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My little trip to the Evil Dead Cabin This thread has images

I never really post here I'm more of a lurker so if this is the wrong section I'm sorry. Last December I took a little trip to the Original Evil Dead cabin. I'm sure most of you Evil Dead fans know that it was burned down and not much of it is left but...

7 Hours Ago
by Soupernoob Go to last post
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games
 
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Switch out the console icons; more general "tech platform" tags? This thread has images

Now that we're going into Gen8 and the Wii, PS3, and 360 are going into "last gen," I'd say it's time to update the post icons for threads. Rather than going the obvious route of Wii U/PS4/One, though, I'd rather us just see tags for Nintendo, Sony,...

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by Reds Go to last post
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The Dragon Thread Version 15: Beer ( 2 3 4 5 6 Last ) This thread has images

'A dragon is a legendary creature, typically with serpentine or reptilian traits, that features in the myths of many cultures.' After the last thread was locked due to page limit, it's back again! This is a thread for people who like dragons...

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by Uzbekistan Go to last post
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Politics
 

Higschool and College Debate

THIS IS NOT WHAT DEBATE IS LIKE AT ALL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LAv6tXTxU Now that that's out of the way: Debate! The wonderful world of dead postmodern philosophers and psychoanalysts being cut down to the bone to fit an 8 minute speech...

2 Days Ago
by Negrul1 Go to last post
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Everything/Nothing
 
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Its time for me to come out of the closet ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

i am a heteromantic bisexual transgender "male" and its time i have let it all out. I first found out when i was about 13 and my friend came over to play video games, well eventually it led to more intense action in the room. when it was time to go to...

6 Hours Ago
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Killshot Reloaded: An Assassin Tabletop RPG

Hi guys! My friend the warden over at broken ruler games has been busy making amendments to his last years RPG game killshot! He has started a kickstarter to help raise funds for the costs of artwork and printing. Now I know you guys have a long...

4 Days Ago
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Trying to move to Denmark, what are my options? ( 2 Last )

Hey guys, so I am an American citizen trying to move to Denmark with my Danish girlfriend. We have looked up several options and I will include them below. So far, the only way I would be able to go is if I am vouched for by an employer in Denmark, or...

2 Days Ago
by Jalict Go to last post
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Weirdest Website I've ever come across ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

http://www.zyra.info/index.htm This website right here has become a part of my life. I look at it almost ever day, trying to figure out... what the hell it is. I came across it doing some revision (!?) and was intrigued. It's updated in 'issues' and,...

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1 Day Ago
by SASGhost Go to last post
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Humor
 
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I've just found the weirdest job advert ever. This thread has images

Okay, so looking for part time jobs in my area and I come across this fucking gem. Just read the entire thing, trust me it gets better. LINK: https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob.aspx?JobID=2125219 So, dogs can type now.. Anyone got any...

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by stupid07er Go to last post
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Facepunch franchise? ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

I'd totally walk around with a Facepunch logo on my shirt or hat. Are there such things? To make it a discussion, let's talk about the concept of passive advertising for Facepunch.

2 Days Ago
by jetboy Go to last post
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The Restaurant Industry Thread - NO SUBSTITUTIONS ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

I decided to make this thread because I didn't see one and I'm sure many FPers work in the restaurants, so I figured we should have a place to put all our stories. Now you may ask. What is the restaurant industry? The restaurant industry is...

7 Hours Ago
by Saza Go to last post
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Tel-Aviv Gay Pride Parade 2013 [Huge photos] ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

http://www.jpost.com/National-News/LIVE-Thousands-turn-out-for-Tel-Aviv-Gay-Pride-Parade-315802 I don't quite think this belongs in SH, since it's not exactly news per-say, but I figured I would entertain you guys with some photos.

3 Days Ago
by arimi Go to last post
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Tutorial
 
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I'm starting the 100 Push-Up challenge! Come join me! ( 2 3 4 Last ) This thread has images

Since I've quit smoking (both the herb, and cigarettes) probably around 5 months ago, maybe less, I have noticed a significant gain in weight. So I'm undertaking the challenge and opportunity to turn some of that fat into muscle, especially with the...

11 Hours Ago
by SgtTupelo Go to last post
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NSFW
 
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JWJ (of Brohoster, LethalDrive fame) has been arrested for Lewd and lascivious behavior - sexually assaulting a victim under 12 years old ( 2 3 4 5 .. 10 11 12 13 Last ) This thread has images

Jacob Kiefus (or JWJ, Jacob Jervey as we knew him) has been arrested. You can view it here: http://webbond.seminolesheriff.org/InmateInfo.aspx?bkgnbr=201300006365 Or here if you're lazy: Info I found about the crime, please correct me if it's...

1 Hour Ago
by Dutch Go to last post
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Campaign Time - Aka: Defend The Homeless, Screw The Parties [Cubeman 2013] ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

FP CONTRIBUTERS! HELP CUBEMANV2 GET INTO OFFICE! Ereunity - $100 XeroG - $2 Let's start the thread off with something funny, Otherwise you'd get bored reading the rest first hand. ( I was present in the audience during this video, Only about 5 of...

2 Days Ago
by CubeManv2 Go to last post
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Prepare to get relaxed: This website plays ambient music over live police scanners of a city of your choice ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

http://youarelistening.to/ I've just been sitting here more relaxed than I have been in months thanks to this. It's so nice in a passive, observing sort of way.

4 Hours Ago
by CaptainMagmar Go to last post
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Science
 

Rocket travel from Vancouver BC to Salt lake city UT, ideas? This thread has images

So, as a (to-be) rocket scIentist, I'm going to a rocket competition that's a few hours drive away from salt lake city in Utah. http://www.soundingrocket.org/ (If you're wondering, I'm with University of Toronto) Now, I live in Vancouver Canada,...

14 Hours Ago
by Steamswitch Go to last post
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Fascism (an Explanation and Discussion) ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

"Fascism is a religion of the state. It assumes the organic unity of the body politic and longs for a national leader attuned to the will of the people. It is totalitarian in that it views everything as political and holds that any action by the state is...

1 Week Ago
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NRL State of Origin 2013 (Come learn about Rugby League in AUS yay) ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

State of Origin (An important event in Australian Rugby League) That's a decent sum up. SOO is one of the biggest sporting events in Australia. If you don't know anything about rugby league, I've attached a good series of articles which should...

3 Days Ago
by nick_9_8 Go to last post
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Lets build a house ( 2 3 4 5 Last ) This thread has images

I found this http://www.homestyler.com/designer You can build a house. Here's mine.

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So how did Smartness work, anyway? ( 2 3 4 5 6 Last ) This thread has images

Well, I've had this question for a while, and as a puny '10er, hearing the older members pine for a system through rose-tinted extend-o-goggles, nobody has actually described how the thing actually worked. To the point where I'm not sure if spelling and...

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16 Hours Ago
by StrawberryClock Go to last post
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Humor
 
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Adages, Axioms, Proverbs, etc. ( 2 3 4 Last ) This thread has images

pro·verb /ˈprävˌərb/ Noun A short pithy saying in general use, stating a general truth or piece of advice. Synonyms saying - adage - byword - saw - dictum - maxim I like to read novels and stumble upon sayings and proverbs from different parts...

2 Days Ago
by Emperor Scorpious II Go to last post
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Humor
 
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Piss Shake: Garry teaches us how to take a piss correctly ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2589075318/image.jpg THANK U GARRY http://garry.tv/2013/05/25/piss-shake/

1 Day Ago
by ArcticRevrus Go to last post
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Awful Comic Book Sins Of The Century ( 2 3 4 Last ) This thread has images

A short journey through some of the more embarrassing comic book adventures. Let's start with this dubious piece. I am sure the plot here is quite innocent, but our cynical minds will take this in a certain direction no matter how hard you try to...

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6 Days Ago
by Mr. Crabsworth Go to last post
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Question about the new Flagdog system (or the old one i have no idea what has changed) ( 2 Last )

I have a question So recently flagdog came back and it was great i guess but i've been noticing some things, my flag is American, I'm an Australian citizen btw haven't visited the US or even left this country at all, I also use facepunch at school and...

1 Week Ago
by RayvenQ Go to last post
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School
 
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after one thousand years im finally free ( 2 3 4 5 6 Last ) This thread has images

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_p7Kek6RR8

4 Days Ago
by Lebowski Go to last post
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Lets talk about England! ( 2 3 4 5 Last ) This thread has images

Hello Forum, For my first "Proper" thread of these forums I thought we would talk about England, My country of origin and its were i'm currently living, I've lived here all my life in the lovely town of "Walsall", Located next to Birmingham, And yes...

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4 Days Ago
by Angoose Go to last post
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Garry
 
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13,188 banned users are now unbanned ( 2 3 4 5 .. 24 25 26 27 Last ) This thread has images

Today is my birthday. It's Facepunch tradition to unban everyone today. It is done. To those that have been unbanned. This is a second chance. Please learn from your time away.

3 Hours Ago
by Muggy Go to last post
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Science
 
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Are Ion Thrusters the Future for Aviation? ( 2 Last )

After watching Ironman 3, I was blown away for the 3rd time about the technology in the film. Obviously the majority of the tech is fictional for now, but what about flight? After doing a bit of research someone suggested that thrust is generated in the...

2 Weeks Ago
by Sims_doc Go to last post
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Help
 
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View Images Posted broken since the dawn of time. This thread has images

Is it just me or has that function be broken for fucking ever if you try to search for specific images from a member. It's real goddamn annoying when im trying to look for some old images I made that I no longer posses. eg....

3 Weeks Ago
by MadBomber Go to last post
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Tv
 
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Choice to Compress Youtube Clips [req] This thread has images

Try this link: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1244047 If your browser slowed down and you feel annoyed, please express this annoyance here. Much appreciated. I don't understand why it does this either, since the clips aren't even loaded....

1 Week Ago
by pebkac Go to last post
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Everything/Nothing
 

Something you want to know about the USMC/Military? ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

Hello. I'll start by saying I'm kinda bored. I wanted to make some simple use of my time and I thought to myself, "Hey, I'm a Marine, and there's lots out there that have questions about our Corps, why not kill some time and answer any questions people...

3 Days Ago
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