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Former chat threads Welcome to GD! Believe it or not there's a slightly higher standard for posts here (really!), so try to make constructive posts or at least keep things relevant to the thread. You don't want to be a Fast Threader do you??? Don't...

1st April 2012
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French Facepunch Community | Discussion

Hello Facepunch community! Today I decided to open this new thread to allow all those French or Francophone membre to able to discuss and interact in French in this part. Of course, all this must be done in full compliance of Facepunch forums rules....

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The no-bullshit guide to bulking up muscle and cutting fat ( 2 3 Last )

Thought I'd write this out because this is exactly what I've been doing this past summer. Still got a long ways to go but I'm already seeing progress! There's a SHIT TON of misinformation about this topic so I figured I'd share. What is bulking? ...

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7 Hours Ago
by Oscar Lima Echo Go to last post
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Weird animal sounds

So I've got this shit chirping away all night waking me all the time. I also have to keep the window open because its hot as shit. So I'd at least like to know what the fuck it is. Does anyone have any idea? I'm thinking some kinda night-bird. ...

12 Hours Ago
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It's happening

Hey everyone, glad you could make it. After, roughly, 21 years of dealing with Cleft lip, Cleft Palate, and chronic sinusitis, to name a few, I'm getting surgery on it tomorrow morning, at 8am July 31st EST. Basically, what the surgeon is gonna do...

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4 Hours Ago
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Trouble speaking

And no, I don't mean I have problems with public speaking or stagefright. Well, I do, but that's not the point. I'm having problems physically speaking. It's been like this for a couple of years, but it's gotten noticeably worse over the past couple of...

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1 Day Ago
by loopoo Go to last post
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The Great War Discussion

It was 100 years ago, on this very day, that the greatest conflict man had, until that time, ever known. Soldiers from all 6 inhabited continents fought and died in what would become one of the bloodiest wars in history. The First World War shaped much...

1 Hour Ago
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So, looks like Fireball20xl finally went kaput. This thread has images

Originally... I don't know how many of you remember it, and for those not in the know, a little background info: Fireball20xl was sort of a content aggregate site ran by a guy called Psyguy and his group of friends that hosted a whole bunch of stuff...

8 Hours Ago
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Someone is using my identity ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

Hey guys, the past couple of days have been really odd for me and I am really freaked out by the events that have transpired. Yesterday, I received a letter from the Public Transport Authority informing me that at a certain time during the day on the 18th...

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2 Days Ago
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How to Win an Argument on Facepunch: A Handy Guide by Noss™ ( 2 3 4 Last ) This thread has images

How to Win an Argument on Facepunch: A Handy Guide by Noss™ Forward: At some point browsing Facepunch, you're inevitably going to be involved with a pointless argument that will derail the thread and spill in to page 13, eventually ending in an...

42 Minutes Ago
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My Vietnam trip report and photodump. Lots of weird frogs and butterflies and all sorts of STUFF ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

HELLO. I'm back from VIETNAM. I was there for about a month as part of a biology study abroad trip, and it was pretty much the coolest shit ever. I took around 3000 pictures during the trip, but I've picked out some to share with you guys. We traveled...

1 Day Ago
by wewt! Go to last post
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Facepunch Arthropod Thread ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

Welcome! This is the place for the discussion of arthropods. Wait, what's that? "What's an arthropod" you say? Well, here!

15 Hours Ago
by BlueChihuahua Go to last post
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Candy Japan appreciation thread ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

I looked for an existing CandyJapan thread after subscribing to see what others thought of the club but couldn't see one, i just received my first package so decided to create one. If its a popular topic i will improve the op. What is CandyJapan is a...

1 Day Ago
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An interesting blog article from a Euro-Slav about Russia

Many people in Silicon Valley inquired over the years why I was not coming back to Russia often (I visited once in two decades) or why I’m not spending much time helping Russian startups. I usually answered these questions in generalities while keeping my...

2 Days Ago
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Finding an old friend

Hello, I saw a thread on here a few weeks ago where someone asked GD to help them find an old friend. Well, I just recovered my old YouTube accounts after doing some "copyright school" thing and I found videos from 2006 with someone I used to play...

1 Week Ago
by FlutterRaeg Go to last post
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Improve Soundcloud? This thread has images

Soundcloud embeds are using the old flash embed and don't seem to work for me. Why not update Facepunch to the new HTML5 embeds? They don't use flash which means they'll work on mobile devices too! I think they're also lighter on the browser. Code:...

6 Days Ago
by isnipeu Go to last post
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Computers
 
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Being a computer sales associate is Slowly Turning me into a Bigot ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

I don't know why, but i feel the need to share this. After working for 2 months as a computer sales associate that is paid commission only, I feel as if its turning me into a bigot. Maybe because the customers are so rude and that the same stereotypes...

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Making Money ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

I currently work in a decent job earning around $35,000 a year, but i hate it. I want a new job or profession or to start something of my own! how do i get to the point where this is possible? Maybe a small business or something? Looking for idea's,...

2 Days Ago
by pentium Go to last post
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Something Awful Emoticons on Facepunch! ( 2 3 4 Last ) This thread has images

Hey guys, guess what? It's an update! Remember back in the days when we still had all our favorite Something Awful emoticons? Those were the days. I don't know about you, but reading a news thread about the United States just isn't the same without...

1 Day Ago
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I'm running a virtual reality meetup and Oculus Rift try-out event in London next weekend (on the 26th of July)

I am running a virtual reality meetup and try-out event next weekend at the Meltdown gaming and e-sports bar in North London next weekend (Saturday, 26th of July 2014) and was wondering if any Facepunchers wanted to come along, it's over 18's only I'm...

1 Week Ago
by Cabbage Go to last post
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Facepunch Hidden Forum Restorer ( 2 Last )

Hey you! I made a script to bring back some (currently singular) hidden forums. This requires Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey to be installed. Currently it only restores the SFM section, but it's 4 A.M. so I'll add more tomorrow. Link to script If...

16 Hours Ago
by Scratch. Go to last post
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FCC's deadline for the Net Neutrality decision in less than 20 minutes This thread has images

Well, Net Neutrality will be decided at 12 a.m. EST, so less than 20 minutes, as of now. What are your predictions?

5 Days Ago
by Fourier Go to last post
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Request
 
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Fast Threads Getting Shit Up By Porn Threads Too Far? ( 2 3 Last )

I understand recently a decision was made saying porn threads were allowed, but people have seem to taken that as an excuse to spam fast threads with weird and specific porn threads. Honestly wouldn't it be better if there was some limit on those kinds of...

1 Week Ago
by eurocracy Go to last post
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How do I defend myself from a rottweiler? ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

About six years ago while I delivered newspapers, I came across this psycho bitch who said I damaged her neighbour's car with my bike and she ordered me to go inside so she can call the cops on me (it didn't happen, it was raining that day and I barely...

1 Day Ago
by J!NX Go to last post
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fcpn.ch link shortener -so you look more ~cool when you share facepunch posts This thread has images

What fcpn.ch is a link shortener for facepunch: You give it a link and it will make it shorter Why Because this is some russian type style bullshit

1 Week Ago
by deadeye536 Go to last post
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Nuclear Technology Development and Discussion ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

So I spent 2 hours typing text for an OP only for it to get lost when I try previewing my post. I'll keep it short this time, and rewrite the OP later. I am starting college in the fall to become a Nuclear Engineer. I am currently attending a summer...

2 Days Ago
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Where can I find the Batman: Arkham Asylum "The Road to Arkham" comic? This thread has images

As the title says, I'm looking for the The Road to Arkham comic. I can't find it anywhere on digital stores and just the internet in general. This is the cover of the comic

1 Week Ago
by TheRealRudy Go to last post
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Facepunch Radar - Find sexy and lonely facepunchers near you!! ( 2 3 4 5 .. 24 25 26 27 Last ) This thread has images

Following the events of this thread, i introduce to you: Facepunch Rader! A public map in which everyone can place their own marker so you may eventually find out that this annoying facepuncher is living just a few miles away! Few things about the map:...

4 Hours Ago
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Facepunch Editor-Fixer This thread has images

Because all of life's problems can be solved using Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey userscripts. What is it? This userscript is an attempt at fixing the Facepunch Editor after it fails to load the content of your post due to some unicode hiding somewhere in...

1 Week Ago
by isnipeu Go to last post
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Editing Posts

I've only been on this forum for around a day but I like what I see so far :D. I do have one suggestion however, for the love of god please make it so you can see what you typed when you edit your message. I find it very frustrating having to type the...

1 Week Ago
by fritzel Go to last post
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Walter White is my new name This thread has images

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmhVRQuEoPg I'm 23 years old and I play tennis and videogames. Half a year ago I was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, uncurable sickness. It attacks nerves and they slowly start to turn off over the years. I already...

1 Week Ago
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Shepard Tees: Still got yours? This thread has images

I was digging through my laundry bin and came across this: It's still one of my favorite shirts to date, mainly because of how unique it is. The logo isn't some baked on sticky decal, it's actually inked in but obviously faded away now. Are there...

2 Weeks Ago
by for no reason Go to last post
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More Formatting/BB Code Tools for Posting on Facepunch

All though this may seem a little bit more like useless bickering, I was wondering what exactly is preventing Facepunch from having better post formatting tools, akin to other forums/boards on a similar webkit. I am not sure on the exact date, but...

2 Weeks Ago
by JoeSkylynx Go to last post
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Facepunch Avatar Rules Are Too Lenient (and it's being dealt with- page 4) ( 2 3 4 5 .. 29 30 31 32 Last ) This thread has images

I would bring this up in Ask Us About The Forums if there was still one but unfortunately it was removed so forum questions/concerns like these can get their own thread. There are no written avatars rules but it is generally known that nsfw shit isn't...

2 Weeks Ago
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YouTube; "Valve" copyright claim? This thread has images

So I just got this: http://i.imgur.com/RmCiNuq.png But then again there's this: http://i.imgur.com/ZvPNbQ8.png So basically, I got a copyright claim for using a track from Half-Life 2; however, Valve says they're ok with this; HOWEVER, it says...

1 Week Ago
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2 Weeks Ago
by redBadger Go to last post
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G-Fest XXI! This thread has images

G-Fest XXI What is G-Fest? G-Fest is a gathering of Kaiju fans from around the globe. Godzilla, Gamera, Ultraman, you name it! For the past 20 years, dedicated fans of Godzilla have come together in Rosemont, Illinois to celebrate the King of the...

2 Weeks Ago
by Zillamaster55 Go to last post
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The forums just changed ( 2 3 4 Last ) This thread has images

I just noticed that the GMF got shrunk, and that Garry added a new section called Game Dev Also Rust separated with the games section Someone hold me.

2 Weeks Ago
by FalconKrunch Go to last post
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That time of the year! How many of your tax dollars did you get back / do you owe to the tax office?

New financial year and all. I actually have to pay back $400 because I received taxable income from an allowance which in itself never exceeded the tax-free threshold, but nonetheless contributed to my total taxable income where earnings from work were...

2 Weeks Ago
by WastedJamacan Go to last post
36 1,026
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What is wrong with my dog? This thread has images

So, to start this off, I have a pet pekingese. Well, not actually mine, it was my gramps, he passed away, now since we were living in his house, we kept the damn thing. I hated it for a while. You can't pet it when it's near it's food dish, it will climb...

1 Week Ago
by Lord Xenoyia Go to last post
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Emotional Callusing?

My cat unexpectedly had a seizure and passed away yesterday. It was the strangest thing, he was about 7 or 8 years old (we got him from the animal shelter so we don't know for sure) and we got him back in April and he was happy and healthy, and then about...

2 Weeks Ago
by LVL FACTORY Go to last post
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