Hey FP! You may remember me from such threads as Help My Family's Bakery Versions 1-3. This is version 4. Meaning this is 4th time I am requesting your help and your power to make a difference once again for my family's bakery, Boosalis Baking. ...

So after all, i will find another way. Dunno how to close a thread.. so if a admin or something is reading this, pleas delete or lock this thread

http://www.lonesignal.com/ Currently, they are gathering messages to send to Gliese 526, 17 light years from Earth. Not going to lie, it's pretty cool, even if it means that people can sext space.

Me and some friends was having a barbecue. We decided to have it on my porch since it is pretty big. Now! As I came out with the plastic plates and some spices and sat them down on the table, I turned in the spirit of cooperation and world peace to...

In light of recent events regarding the NSA surveillance programs including PRISM, citizens of the United States have been presented with a conundrum, "is added security worth the freedoms lost?". Before trying to answer this question, one must attain...

Hi! About a month ago, I wondered just how much time I usually spend online, be it for browsing social media and entertainment websites, or actually doing legitimate work. I go on the internet quite a bit, and I felt that it might have been eating away...

I'm an Aussie who recently got back from the US, having done a semester exchange at ASU. I had a crazy time and fell in love with america, and would love to go back one day. I have the opportunity to do a placement in Spokane, WA as part of my degree as a...

I never really post here I'm more of a lurker so if this is the wrong section I'm sorry. Last December I took a little trip to the Original Evil Dead cabin. I'm sure most of you Evil Dead fans know that it was burned down and not much of it is left but...

Now that we're going into Gen8 and the Wii, PS3, and 360 are going into "last gen," I'd say it's time to update the post icons for threads. Rather than going the obvious route of Wii U/PS4/One, though, I'd rather us just see tags for Nintendo, Sony,...

'A dragon is a legendary creature, typically with serpentine or reptilian traits, that features in the myths of many cultures.' After the last thread was locked due to page limit, it's back again! This is a thread for people who like dragons...

THIS IS NOT WHAT DEBATE IS LIKE AT ALL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LAv6tXTxU Now that that's out of the way: Debate! The wonderful world of dead postmodern philosophers and psychoanalysts being cut down to the bone to fit an 8 minute speech...

i am a heteromantic bisexual transgender "male" and its time i have let it all out. I first found out when i was about 13 and my friend came over to play video games, well eventually it led to more intense action in the room. when it was time to go to...

Hi guys! My friend the warden over at broken ruler games has been busy making amendments to his last years RPG game killshot! He has started a kickstarter to help raise funds for the costs of artwork and printing. Now I know you guys have a long...

Hey guys, so I am an American citizen trying to move to Denmark with my Danish girlfriend. We have looked up several options and I will include them below. So far, the only way I would be able to go is if I am vouched for by an employer in Denmark, or...

http://www.zyra.info/index.htm This website right here has become a part of my life. I look at it almost ever day, trying to figure out... what the hell it is. I came across it doing some revision (!?) and was intrigued. It's updated in 'issues' and,...

Okay, so looking for part time jobs in my area and I come across this fucking gem. Just read the entire thing, trust me it gets better. LINK: https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob.aspx?JobID=2125219 So, dogs can type now.. Anyone got any...

I'd totally walk around with a Facepunch logo on my shirt or hat. Are there such things? To make it a discussion, let's talk about the concept of passive advertising for Facepunch.

I decided to make this thread because I didn't see one and I'm sure many FPers work in the restaurants, so I figured we should have a place to put all our stories. Now you may ask. What is the restaurant industry? The restaurant industry is...

http://www.jpost.com/National-News/LIVE-Thousands-turn-out-for-Tel-Aviv-Gay-Pride-Parade-315802 I don't quite think this belongs in SH, since it's not exactly news per-say, but I figured I would entertain you guys with some photos.

Since I've quit smoking (both the herb, and cigarettes) probably around 5 months ago, maybe less, I have noticed a significant gain in weight. So I'm undertaking the challenge and opportunity to turn some of that fat into muscle, especially with the...

Jacob Kiefus (or JWJ, Jacob Jervey as we knew him) has been arrested. You can view it here: http://webbond.seminolesheriff.org/InmateInfo.aspx?bkgnbr=201300006365 Or here if you're lazy: Info I found about the crime, please correct me if it's...

FP CONTRIBUTERS! HELP CUBEMANV2 GET INTO OFFICE! Ereunity - $100 XeroG - $2 Let's start the thread off with something funny, Otherwise you'd get bored reading the rest first hand. ( I was present in the audience during this video, Only about 5 of...

http://youarelistening.to/ I've just been sitting here more relaxed than I have been in months thanks to this. It's so nice in a passive, observing sort of way.

So, as a (to-be) rocket scIentist, I'm going to a rocket competition that's a few hours drive away from salt lake city in Utah. http://www.soundingrocket.org/ (If you're wondering, I'm with University of Toronto) Now, I live in Vancouver Canada,...

"Fascism is a religion of the state. It assumes the organic unity of the body politic and longs for a national leader attuned to the will of the people. It is totalitarian in that it views everything as political and holds that any action by the state is...

State of Origin (An important event in Australian Rugby League) That's a decent sum up. SOO is one of the biggest sporting events in Australia. If you don't know anything about rugby league, I've attached a good series of articles which should...

I found this http://www.homestyler.com/designer You can build a house. Here's mine.

Well, I've had this question for a while, and as a puny '10er, hearing the older members pine for a system through rose-tinted extend-o-goggles, nobody has actually described how the thing actually worked. To the point where I'm not sure if spelling and...

pro·verb /ˈprävˌərb/ Noun A short pithy saying in general use, stating a general truth or piece of advice. Synonyms saying - adage - byword - saw - dictum - maxim I like to read novels and stumble upon sayings and proverbs from different parts...

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2589075318/image.jpg THANK U GARRY http://garry.tv/2013/05/25/piss-shake/

A short journey through some of the more embarrassing comic book adventures. Let's start with this dubious piece. I am sure the plot here is quite innocent, but our cynical minds will take this in a certain direction no matter how hard you try to...

I have a question So recently flagdog came back and it was great i guess but i've been noticing some things, my flag is American, I'm an Australian citizen btw haven't visited the US or even left this country at all, I also use facepunch at school and...

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Hello Forum, For my first "Proper" thread of these forums I thought we would talk about England, My country of origin and its were i'm currently living, I've lived here all my life in the lovely town of "Walsall", Located next to Birmingham, And yes...

Today is my birthday. It's Facepunch tradition to unban everyone today. It is done. To those that have been unbanned. This is a second chance. Please learn from your time away.

After watching Ironman 3, I was blown away for the 3rd time about the technology in the film. Obviously the majority of the tech is fictional for now, but what about flight? After doing a bit of research someone suggested that thrust is generated in the...

Is it just me or has that function be broken for fucking ever if you try to search for specific images from a member. It's real goddamn annoying when im trying to look for some old images I made that I no longer posses. eg....

Try this link: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1244047 If your browser slowed down and you feel annoyed, please express this annoyance here. Much appreciated. I don't understand why it does this either, since the clips aren't even loaded....

Hello. I'll start by saying I'm kinda bored. I wanted to make some simple use of my time and I thought to myself, "Hey, I'm a Marine, and there's lots out there that have questions about our Corps, why not kill some time and answer any questions people...

What is an electronic cigarette? An E-cig is a device that consists of battery and an atomizer which heats nicotine liquid to simulate the act of smoking traditional cigarettes. Electronic cigarettes are being used by many as an effective way to...